Nemo Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 I always liked this one: "Get yourself a Glock, and get rid of that nickel-plated sissy-pistol." Deputy Marshall Sam Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones) U.S. Marshals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 "Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you happy to see me?" Mae West Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sps Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 "If you want to shoot, shoot. Don't talk too much" Eli Wallach from "The good, bad and ugly" (hope i got that name right) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRubio Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 "I don't want to kill you and you don't want to be dead", Danny Glover - 'Silverado' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 several from R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket: "That's not your daddy's shotgun, cowboy" "This is my rifle, this is my gun" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessej Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 "I'll be your huckleberry." Doc Holliday in Tombstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Good, Bad....I'm the guy with the gun. "Ash" in Army of Darkness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 "Said I didn't have much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use it. Tom Sellek - Quigley Down Under Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted August 1, 2005 Author Share Posted August 1, 2005 "Maybe it means: you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9mm here, he's the Shepard protecting my righteous ass in the Valley of Darkness. Or, it could mean: you're the righteous man, and I'm the Shepard, and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that, but that shit ain't the truth. The truth is: you're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. But, I'm tryin', Ringo, I'm trying real hard to be the Shepard." Jules Winnfield (Sam L. Jackson) Pulp Fiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 ok, one more then I have to get back to work.... "There's only three men I know with that kind of speed. One's me, one's dead and the other's Cole Thornton. Which one are you?" Bad guy talking about the Duke in El Dorado "It ain't what I got so much as where I got it aimed..." James Garner as Maverick holding a derringer under the table. "I ain't as fast as I used to be, but I cheat real good." Lou Gosset Jr. in El Diablo. Same movie, school teacher says "You shot him in the back!!" Lou's character responds "His back was to me." There's too many from the Duke and Clint to list here. oof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Duke in the Shootist about why he survived so many gunfights, sombody clean this up I am sure I butchered it. "It ain't always being fast, so much as being willing. Lot of guys are fast, but then they'll draw a breath or think, or hesitate to pull that trigger. I won't. The one from the sniper in Pvt. Ryan about putting him within 1 mile of Hitler and the War's over. There has to be something about Gladys from Sin City. Dirty Harry ones don't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted August 1, 2005 Author Share Posted August 1, 2005 "Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens!" Wyatt Earp - Tombstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 damnit I forgot to call Tombstone off limits, too easy. "Yeah, but they'll be less apt to do anything with Doc on the street howitzer". fun thread Nemo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted August 1, 2005 Author Share Posted August 1, 2005 I gotta' get back to work too... Alright, NO DIRTY HARRY! "No, I shot him. Bullets and the fall killed him." Vince - Collateral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 forgot this one... "I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?" clint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 ok, if we're do grab easy one... Clint & his Buddy from Sudden Impact: "12 gauge Remington 870, doesn't leave much to fingerprint." "This is the .44 Automag, if used properly it can remove the fingerprints". Also Ash's soliloquy about his S-mart 12 ga. Remington is a riot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Also Ash's soliloquy about his S-mart 12 ga. Remington is a riot. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "One hundred and nine dollars, on sale at S-Mart! Shop smart, shop S-Mart!" Nolan www.hosercam.com Skilled, but otherwise unremarkable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folsoml Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 "You gonna pull those pistols, or whistle Dixie?" The Outlaw Josie Wales. "Say hello to my 'lil friend" Scarface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Also Ash's soliloquy about his S-mart 12 ga. Remington is a riot. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "One hundred and nine dollars, on sale at S-Mart! Shop smart, shop S-Mart!" Nolan www.hosercam.com Skilled, but otherwise unremarkable. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This little baby comes from the fine folks in Grnad Rapids Michigan, with a cobalt steel barrel and walnut stock. It's available in the sporting goods department.... or How about..." THIS is my BOOM STICK!!! The next one of you primates.....so much as TOUCHES ME, and I swear...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted August 1, 2005 Author Share Posted August 1, 2005 "Say hello to my 'lil friend" Scarface <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ahhh... Pacino as Tony Montana... The worst movie Cuban ever, but the lil' firend line is a CLASSIC!! Good one Folsoml! Here: "AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfu(<9r in the room, accept no substitutes." and "Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit." Quentin Poetry from Ordell Robbie (Sam Jackson) in Jackie Brown. I'm gonna have to watch "Army of Darkness" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRe Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Apologies for paraphrase, but.... "It's an .88 Magnum. It shoots through schools!" - Danny Vermile (Joe Piscopo) in Johnny Dangerously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Come on Snake Plisken had some good ones too.... "How about a little Bankok rules?" and "where are MY guns?" More Quigley... "Mr. Quigley, are you quite certain you wouldn't like the bucket just a bit closer?" BOOOM "Quite certain." "sight's marked up to 1,200', this one shoots a might further" "So it's an experimental weapon with experiemental ammunition."....."You could say that." "You might try your luck with that belly gun...." "I can bounce the next one clean through ya..." "Has he still got that bloody big gun with him?" "You know how to handle a shooter?" "I am a natural born Texican" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folsoml Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 "Say hello to my 'lil friend" Scarface <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ahhh... Pacino as Tony Montana... The worst movie Cuban ever, but the lil' firend line is a CLASSIC!! Good one Folsoml! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Whaddya want from an Italian playing a Cuban? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid" - Han Solo -- Star Wars, A New Hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 "Fill your hand you sonofabitch!" Rooster Cogburn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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