zhunter Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I like the turn that DP has taken this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Ya' know, the latino female thing may work for you men...but other than Antonio Banderas, I don't know there are too many latino men who'd interest we women. Blame it on Rico Sauve`! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted May 11, 2007 Author Share Posted May 11, 2007 I like the turn that DP has taken this thread as they say in the AX commercials; now with more Bow Chicka Bow Bow... Must be Jay's influence. It's interesting to see how things have, um... evolved over the 2+ years of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 If it wasn't for Andrea, not the storm, I would have never removed the M pics from my server and this thread would have more UMPH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Ya' know, the latino female thing may work for you men...but other than Antonio Banderas, I don't know there are too many latino men who'd interest we women. Blame it on Rico Sauve`! Sorry Nemo, all the latino men I've ever dated well...were kinda like hit and run accidents. I got left with nothing but whiplash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_Med Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Ya' know, the latino female thing may work for you men...but other than Antonio Banderas, I don't know there are too many latino men who'd interest we women. Blame it on Rico Sauve`! Sorry Nemo, all the latino men I've ever dated well...were kinda like hit and run accidents. I got left with nothing but whiplash! Thats unfortunate for you carinab, but I can assure you there is at least one latin man out there whom you haven't met that will change your mind forever. Angel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Sorry Nemo, all the latino men I've ever dated well...were kinda like hit and run accidents. I got left with nothing but whiplash! Oh yeah... well... well... ALL the Swedish women I've dated were like... like... like... Alright, I never dated any Swedish women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Im thinkin all you guys need a cold shower Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 She said...whip. (Insert Beavis and Butthead laughs here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted May 16, 2007 Author Share Posted May 16, 2007 (edited) Im thinkin all you guys need a cold shower Jim Dayum, that does give me an idea!! Round up the Latinas, it's wet T-shirt contest time!!!! Edited May 16, 2007 by dirtypool40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Hmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Im thinkin all you guys need a cold shower Jim Dayum, that does give me an idea!! Round up the Latinas, it's wet T-shirt contest time!!!! Great Idea!! Of course, I have to be a judge How about holding the Wet T-Shirt contest RIGHT after the Latina Mud Wrestling Championships to help get them cleaned up a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Hmmm... <insert drooling emoticon here> BREAK <Insert my wife smacking me in the back of my big bald head here> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Meek Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 (edited) Im thinkin all you guys need a cold shower Jim Dayum, that does give me an idea!! Round up the Latinas, it's wet T-shirt contest time!!!! Great Idea!! Of course, I have to be a judge How about holding the Wet T-Shirt contest RIGHT after the Latina Mud Wrestling Championships to help get them cleaned up a bit OK here is the Schedule of events, Latina Oil Wrestling CHampionships, (so the mud in the mud wrestling does not stick too much) Latina Mud Wrestling Championship Latina Wet T-Shirt Championship (to clean up the mud and oil) I volunteer to be a judge with Z Alan edit cause I can't spell Edited May 16, 2007 by Alan Meek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I volunteer to be a judge with ZAlan Alan I am NOT volunteering, I am demanding Judgeship < Judgeship = Front Row Seat > Nemo Ha Ha, how does the back of that head feel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 OK here is the Schedule of events,Latina Oil Wrestling CHampionships, (so the mud in the mud wrestling does not stick too much) Latina Mud Wrestling Championship Latina Wet T-Shirt Championship (to clean up the mud and oil) I volunteer to be a judge with Z Ok, I see this as three different disciplines, with points being awarded to each contest, and the Grand Masterette being the hottie with the most points accrued in the three separate championships I this idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Meek Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 (edited) OK here is the Schedule of events,Latina Oil Wrestling CHampionships, (so the mud in the mud wrestling does not stick too much) Latina Mud Wrestling Championship Latina Wet T-Shirt Championship (to clean up the mud and oil) I volunteer to be a judge with Z Ok, I see this as three different disciplines, with points being awarded to each contest, and the Grand Masterette being the hottie with the most points accrued in the three separate championships I this idea You got it Z! Edited May 16, 2007 by Duane Thomas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted May 16, 2007 Author Share Posted May 16, 2007 while regular admission ticket prices are fairly stable, Judge slots will be sold by auction. All proceeds go to a good cause, buying me components, a new loader, and match expenses. So far slated to appear Penelope Cruz Salma Hayek Eva Mendez J-Ho, I mean Lo Shikira Special appearence by Current Champion "M" still pending. <my ass is so kicked> In "Open Class" (non Latinas waived for body or spirit) Carmen Electra Agelina Jolie Angie Harmon Angie Everheart (slot granted as "ne plus ultra" Redhead) Shannon Elizabeth (waived as gringa stand in for Gingi, Jay knows ) Jessica Alba Jessica Simpson, only if she doesn't speak (slot granted as "Choka Suprema") Jessica Biel Wynona Ryder, just cuz she needs a spanking Winner of Choka (Blonde) vs. Peilroja (Red Head) vs. Rubia (Brunette) round robin in "Open" class to face Latina winner for international championship. Spelling contest featuring the "Girls Next Door" has been replaced by a special challenge "butt off" between Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel. Winner to face J-Lo. Card subject to change, all ticket sales final. Dvd's available in the VIP members section of the website and by subscription. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Meek Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 while regular admission ticket prices are fairly stable, Judge slots will be sold by auction. All proceeds go to a good cause, buying me components, a new loader, and match expenses. So far slated to appear Penelope Cruz Salma Hayek Eva Mendez J-Ho, I mean Lo Shikira Special appearence by Current Champion "M" still pending. <my ass is so kicked> In "Open Class" (non Latinas waived for body or spirit) Carmen Electra Agelina Jolie Angie Harmon Angie Everheart (slot granted as "ne plus ultra" Redhead) Shannon Elizabeth (waived as gringa stand in for Gingi, Jay knows ) Jessica Alba Jessica Simpson, only if she doesn't speak (slot granted as "Choka Suprema") Jessica Biel Wynona Ryder, just cuz she needs a spanking Winner of Choka (Blonde) vs. Peilroja (Red Head) vs. Rubia (Brunette) round robin in "Open" class to face Latina winner for international championship. Spelling contest featuring the "Girls Next Door" has been replaced by a special challenge "butt off" between Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel. Winner to face J-Lo. Card subject to change, all ticket sales final. Dvd's available in the VIP members section of the website and by subscription. Also need to add Jennifer Love Hewitt to the Open Class list Alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I love you guys. I also demand a guest judging slot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 NemoHa Ha, how does the back of that head feel? Burns a lil' but I'll take 50 of those to judge the event! while regular admission ticket prices are fairly stable, Judge slots will be sold by auction. All proceeds go to a good cause, buying me components, a new loader, and match expenses. So far slated to appear Penelope Cruz Salma Hayek Eva Mendez J-Ho, I mean Lo Shikira Special appearence by Current Champion "M" still pending. <my ass is so kicked> In "Open Class" (non Latinas waived for body or spirit) Carmen Electra Agelina Jolie Angie Harmon Angie Everheart (slot granted as "ne plus ultra" Redhead) Shannon Elizabeth (waived as gringa stand in for Gingi, Jay knows ) Jessica Alba Jessica Simpson, only if she doesn't speak (slot granted as "Choka Suprema") Jessica Biel Wynona Ryder, just cuz she needs a spanking Winner of Choka (Blonde) vs. Peilroja (Red Head) vs. Rubia (Brunette) round robin in "Open" class to face Latina winner for international championship. Spelling contest featuring the "Girls Next Door" has been replaced by a special challenge "butt off" between Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel. Winner to face J-Lo. Dirty, my good man, Jessie Alba IS LATINA!!! Wynona Ryder is a great idea!! She may steal all the little white t-shirts, and you know what they say: THE SHOW MUST GO ON!! Butt-off between the Jessies will be a show to see, but "they aint got not'ing" on the J-Lo!! My Dearest Young Mr. DiVita, there are some savvy veteran competitors in the event. You better start dry-fire practice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Being the main judge, you can send me your credentials to see if you qualify to be on the Judge's Panel. Credentials MUST be accompanied by pics not suitable for this forum, otherwise you WILL NOT be considered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 My friend Nemo, you have no idea. Maybe I should start posting pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 (edited) nah. wadnt funny need a delete option... Edited May 16, 2007 by Miranda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 OK, I had had some doubts about this whole "Latina Thing", but I get it now!!!! There was a REALLY hot flight attendant on my flight from London to Maimi yesterday. Suffice to say, I NOW totally understand!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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