EasyTargetRN Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 What's the difference between an Orthopaedic surgeon and God? God doesn't think he's an Orthopaedic surgeon. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Miles Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 GROAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 GROAN. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowsSon683 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 (edited) Nope. God knows who, what, when, where, why and how EVERYTHING is. Therefore God is a Nurse, or a Master Sergeant. Edited March 16, 2015 by WidowsSon683 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Nope. God knows who, what, when, where, why and how EVERYTHING is. Therefore God is a Nurse, or a Master Sergeant. I like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedog Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Or an infantry corporal..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTargetRN Posted March 16, 2015 Author Share Posted March 16, 2015 One more, what do you call two Orthopaedic surgeons looking at a 12 lead EKG? A double-blind study Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc10mm Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 How do you hide money from an orthopedic surgeon? Hide it in a textbook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 doc, why are you singing at a time like this? I'm not I'm singing hot set ralston, like this.... I have worse jokes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 God is a receptionist, working for minimum wage, managing a phone with 10 or more incoming lines . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 (edited) OK - for the medical crowd- A guy goes to his woman dentist. She does an exam and says "That tooth has to come out." "I'll give you a couple of shots of Novacaine and come back in a few minutes." He says "NO! WAIT! I am deathly afraid of needles! Do something else!" She: Okaaay, we'll do some Nitrous Oxide. He: I have claustrophobia something terrible! I can't have anything covering my face! She is thinking - what a wimp!, but says nothing in order to maintain a professional decorum. He: Do you have any pills that would work? I can do pills. She: I'll see what I can come up with. Goes in another room and digs through a drawer of pharma salesman's samples. She: Take 2 of these. He: Those look like Viagra! She: They are. He: Wow - I didn't know Viagra was an anesthetic too! She: It isn't. That's just to give you something to hang on to while I pull that tooth! Edited September 1, 2015 by Toolguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 :roflol: :bow: :roflol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyTargetRN Posted September 13, 2015 Author Share Posted September 13, 2015 But obviously not too distracting for the dentist Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G925A using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snertley Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Do you know what the difference is between an oral thermometer and a rectal one is? The taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beastly Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Where do you hide a $100 bill from a Radiologist? Under a patient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beastly Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Where do you hide a $100 bill from a Cardiologist? You can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solaritx Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Guy and his friend are at a strip club. One guy is really impressed with the dancer. She is swinging and dancing using two poles, leaping and dancing, leaping and dancing. The one guy is so impressed that he just has to meet this woman. Friend said, " don't do it !!!" Guy said, "why not" Friend, "she's crazy!!!" Guy, "how would you know?" Friend, "it's obvious.....she is bipolar." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 GROAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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