MARKAVELI Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 (edited) Finding the cat that droped a huge duce all over my work bench, who also urinated on my winter clothes, who knocked over a lb of powder and a few 1k's of primers. he ran into my garage "The Lab", in August and could not get em out. I left the door open still wouldnt leave. I tried leaving food out side and everytime I thought i gottin close to catching em he would run hide back inside The Lab. I havnt seen em for a hot min. and recently have been smelling somthing foul in The Lab. I looked all around looked high low. well we had gottin some snow out here in Gotham and pulled out the blower and couldnt get it to start, when i finally did .... well lets just say the cat gave his 9 lives to my blower! yuck! Edited February 3, 2013 by MARKAVELI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 Last cat that did that to my front step is still sleeping it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bierman Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Yuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Rest in pieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redial Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 There's a reason it's called a CATapult, after all. Where's my trap gun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daves_not_here Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 (edited) Sounds like a normal cat. There's this stuff called "BioBlaster" that has enzymes to break down the urine smell. It isn't all perfume smelling either. I love how the Sandy Hook guy said to congress that his guns collect dust and cat hair... I won't post something like that on this forum but look for "sandy hook father owns congress" at 2:06 in the video. I don't think Gaston was thinking of cat hair as something that might jam a Glock... DNH Edited February 6, 2013 by daves_not_here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 (edited) There's a reason it's called a CATapult, after all. Where's my trap gun? CATAPULT Edited February 6, 2013 by Youngeyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flatland Shooter Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 The neighbor's cat went into a second floor bathroom last Fall and turned on the water in the sink and managed to close the drain. Flooded much of the second floor and a good portion of the kitchen, dining room and living room on the first floor. At last count the damages to the insurance company topped $55,000. And he still has the cat! Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Got Juice? Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Last cat that did that to my front step is still sleeping it off. ^^THIS^^ Lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARKAVELI Posted February 7, 2013 Author Share Posted February 7, 2013 Lmmfao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 The lady behind us slid into depression before hanging herself a few years ago. In the last fourteen months of her downward spiral she managed to accumulate a few felines. There was one in particular, a large blue/grey mean a$$ mother that would not take the trap bait. The dogs and I cornered him in the garage after he went in to get water from the shop toilet. We tore that garage up over the next two hours it was a very lively and exciting evening. I remember laughing when I turned and shut the door behind us thinking that cat had it coming. Then afterwards, as I carried that cat out of the garage in a carrier hissing and spitting, bitten and sweating and even a bit if not totally dazed, I was not laughing but relieved. I am not that nice really, I just can't go cranking off in the suburbs. That is a no no here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 (edited) Finding the cat that droped a huge duce all over my work bench, who also urinated on my winter clothes My dad's cat used to sleep on top of his very old TV that had tubes in it because it was warm up there. One time the cat puked up a huge load of garbage into the top of the TV that went into it through the top vents.... and blew it up.I truly pity the tech who opened that thing up at the repair shop my dad took it to. Edited February 17, 2013 by bountyhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STImoore Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Sounds like you needed to find this cat some kind of bad. No one likes a pest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMartens Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 That kitty had a lot of guts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlgentlegiant Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Stray cat got into my mother's Buick fan shroud. Next morning there was a strange sound when the car started up and a very startled cat who definitely used up at least 1 life. It did not happen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 buddy of mine called on day telling me to get over to his place. had a cat problem and had been trapping them. i get there and he has a few of the little offspring. goes outside and shows me one of those water balloon launchers set up between two trees. i can still remember laughing as i heard the "meows" as they sailed thru the sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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