Carmoney Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 After your skirts arrive, you can change your BE username to "West Texas Tranny." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) 'Cause I'm freeee! Freeballin'! Edited April 30, 2012 by diehli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gp100man Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I'm in. I'll be wearing my Black Watch Tartan, worn by the "Ladies from Hell" as the Germans called them in WW1. JoeDodge asks why? Well, here are a couple of my reasons. 10.Say goodbye to wedgies. 9.Chicks I’ve never met before ask me about my underwear 8.Because history has shown that men in kilts routinely kick the sh!t out of the trousered. 7.Because the extra groin room compensates for the cojones required to wear one. :-) 6.When else would you ever hear the phrase, "Dude, fix your pleats." 5.When operating a zipper is too far beyond your capabilities. 4.it’s easier to run away with your kilt up than it is to be caught with your pants down…. 3.If you like carrying big swords, a kilt is a necessary accessory. 2.All men deserve air conditioning in the summer. You will chafe no more. And.......... 1.Because it makes me feel sexy and damn it, I look good in it! Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihocky2 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I've been looking at getting a kilt for a few years but could never handle the price tag. At $60 I think I am getting one of those. It's not a skirt, it's a kilt. If I wore underwear it would be a skirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lora Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I'm in. I'll be wearing my Black Watch Tartan, worn by the "Ladies from Hell" as the Germans called them in WW1. JoeDodge asks why? Well, here are a couple of my reasons. 10.Say goodbye to wedgies. 9.Chicks I’ve never met before ask me about my underwear 8.Because history has shown that men in kilts routinely kick the sh!t out of the trousered. 7.Because the extra groin room compensates for the cojones required to wear one. :-) 6.When else would you ever hear the phrase, "Dude, fix your pleats." 5.When operating a zipper is too far beyond your capabilities. 4.it’s easier to run away with your kilt up than it is to be caught with your pants down…. 3.If you like carrying big swords, a kilt is a necessary accessory. 2.All men deserve air conditioning in the summer. You will chafe no more. And.......... 1.Because it makes me feel sexy and damn it, I look good in it! Steve O-LAY !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waltermitty Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 She: What do you wear under that kilt? He: Lipstick. Image NSFW, http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2199/2332287059_4ba15083af.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Griffin Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I might remind everyone that the last two MCCs have started out in the low 30s, temperature-wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFlowers Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 Ah Matt! We are wheelgunners! When have we ever let something as simple as temp bother us. If that was an issue we might as well just shoot open guns! Though that is easy to say sitting in the Carolinas in beautiful high-70 mid morning temps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gp100man Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Fair weather Warrior?? What would William Wallace say? Oh, it's good Scottish weather, Mattam. The rain is falling straight down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Griffin Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I'm Irish, we were clever enough to figure out "pants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFlowers Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 And God created Whiskey so that the Irish would not rule the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gp100man Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I'm Irish, we were clever enough to figure out "pants." See reason #8 above. Remember what Longshanks said in the movie? "Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. The dead cost nothing." btw, in the U.K., "pants" are what we call underwear. What we call "pants" they call trousers. It might save you some strange looks if you should find yourself over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bones Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 (edited) . Edited May 2, 2012 by Bones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haggis Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Thanks for the links, guys. Alas, no MacBean tartan listed, but I'm still on the lookout! Check www.ClanMacBean.net. They can probably help you find the right one. Buck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbean Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 OK. I've sent in my entry and I now own a kilt. I'm in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snertley Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 I'm Irish, we were clever enough to figure out "pants." You do know that according to Cliff, a bunch of us are from Canada? (North Dakota/Minnisosta or what ever). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ede Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 I wouldn't mind being seen in a kilt, or skirt but for sure I don't want anyone seeing me with a revolver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowsSon683 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I will soon be in the possession of a kilt in the Freemasons Universal Tartan. But alas I am a Limited shooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I will soon be in the possession of a kilt in the Freemasons Universal Tartan. But alas I am a Limited shooter. Just wear a longer kilt, no one will know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I just found out on the internet that the reason they invented kilts was because the sound of a zipper scares off the sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbean Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 For those of you who'd like to join the kilted ranks of real men, here's a . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisC Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I just found out on the internet that the reason they invented kilts was because the sound of a zipper scares off the sheep. That right there sir was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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