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I'm in. I'll be wearing my Black Watch Tartan, worn by the "Ladies from Hell" as the Germans called them in WW1. JoeDodge asks why? Well, here are a couple of my reasons.

10.Say goodbye to wedgies.

9.Chicks I’ve never met before ask me about my underwear :)

8.Because history has shown that men in kilts routinely kick the sh!t out of the trousered.

7.Because the extra groin room compensates for the cojones required to wear one. :-)

6.When else would you ever hear the phrase, "Dude, fix your pleats."

5.When operating a zipper is too far beyond your capabilities.

4.it’s easier to run away with your kilt up than it is to be caught with your pants down….

3.If you like carrying big swords, a kilt is a necessary accessory.

2.All men deserve air conditioning in the summer. You will chafe no more.

And..........

1.Because it makes me feel sexy and damn it, I look good in it!

Steve

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I've been looking at getting a kilt for a few years but could never handle the price tag. At $60 I think I am getting one of those.

It's not a skirt, it's a kilt. If I wore underwear it would be a skirt.

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I'm in. I'll be wearing my Black Watch Tartan, worn by the "Ladies from Hell" as the Germans called them in WW1. JoeDodge asks why? Well, here are a couple of my reasons.

10.Say goodbye to wedgies.

9.Chicks I’ve never met before ask me about my underwear :)

8.Because history has shown that men in kilts routinely kick the sh!t out of the trousered.

7.Because the extra groin room compensates for the cojones required to wear one. :-)

6.When else would you ever hear the phrase, "Dude, fix your pleats."

5.When operating a zipper is too far beyond your capabilities.

4.it’s easier to run away with your kilt up than it is to be caught with your pants down….

3.If you like carrying big swords, a kilt is a necessary accessory.

2.All men deserve air conditioning in the summer. You will chafe no more.

And..........

1.Because it makes me feel sexy and damn it, I look good in it!

Steve

O-LAY !!!!!!!

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Ah Matt! We are wheelgunners! When have we ever let something as simple as temp bother us. If that was an issue we might as well just shoot open guns!

Though that is easy to say sitting in the Carolinas in beautiful high-70 mid morning temps.

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I'm Irish, we were clever enough to figure out "pants."

See reason #8 above. Remember what Longshanks said in the movie? "Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. The dead cost nothing."

btw, in the U.K., "pants" are what we call underwear. What we call "pants" they call trousers. It might save you some strange looks if you should find yourself over there. :)

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