HS101 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 never try the veal at a restaurant that specializes in pasta, but then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLM Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 pasta and veal are often served together, so to the wait-penguin I said I'll have the veal. He replied... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 with an ever so slight lift of his left eyebrow, clicked his heels and spun over his left shoulder, hastily... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 retreated to the kitchen, whence came a might roar, "He wants WHAT?!?!?!". Sponge Bob, sporting a dirty apron and with a unlit gauloise dangling from his unshaven lip, burst through the doors, a greasy spatula in one hand, and, in the other, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 a fresh roll of toiletpaper, cheerfully announced that a 1,000 year old curse had been lifted when Montgomery Burns asked Smithers for a romantic dinner a minute ago. Montgomery had been cursed at the tender age of 41 and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Slowly began to turn purple, caused by the rotten shell fish he continuosly ate, making him look like Emperor Augustus's imperial cloak, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark R Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 When he decided to take a laxative and drive home hoping to relax the evening away, but before he could get there... <<we need some pictures in this novel>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 (edited) he met his colon-ial apocalypse, turning his beloved Buick LeSabre into Edited February 28, 2011 by Team Amish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 (edited) a putrid hot house of insane odors. He reached into the glovebox and pulled out his surefire flashlight to break the glass as the vent lever seemed out of sorts. Just before the torch hit the glass, he saw Edited February 28, 2011 by JimmyZip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubber Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 (edited) that indeed methane would light with just a slight spark. It was all behind him now, the Buick, the people and the road, as the unexpected explosion and set him on a direct flight into... Edited February 28, 2011 by Bubber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foilhat Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 a parking lot. He looked up and saw the neon sign of the silver slipper. Our hero entered the establishment and met a fair haired lady. The lady said bring your towel and follow me to pound town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 But it turned out that he had been catapulted into a European country and all measurements were metric. As it was, he ended up in Kiloville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedog Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Where he was immediately insulted by a robot. He then..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 ate a loaf of garlic bread and washed it down with a bottle of cheap red wine to ensure that his lady companion's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 , who both appeared to be in a state of partial decay, would also meet the 2 am criteria for acceptable companions and take to the .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HS101 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 eau du'ass that clung to him... With a mighty shout of - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashvillebill Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 ZOMBYYYYYYYYYYS!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Lord Gomer Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 It suddenly occured to him that he really needed to help Homer with that elephant that was still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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