Jim Norman Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 scarves using their pitchforks as giant crochet hooks and singing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedog Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I'm a little tea pot until.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avezorak Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 It started raining. Everyone picked up their... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 dentures from the bar and downed what appeared to be nothing less than... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedog Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Clamato juice with celery stalks, then they all reached for their..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 change, much to the dismay of the bartender. As he watched his tips vanish into the cheap bastard's pockets he could contain himself no longer and loudly exclaimed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 "It's this damned economy!" His eyes nearly tearing, spittle on his quivering lips. Following the herd out, I glanced over at.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedog Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 A yellow breasted warbler, in a smoking jacket, holding a martini. What he said chilled me to the bone....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Its not the destination that matters my friend, its the quest to get there Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark R Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 So let's get going and head over to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 the nudie bar, said my best friend Homer. The Hell you say, I replied! Last time I went there with you we ended up with two prescriptions and a bad................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Stain on my forehead Lets invest in a Chinese resturant so we can... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedog Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Launder the ill gotten gains from the dental floss ranch. Homer, you sly dog, let's...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 hang black socks off our ears and pretend to be Dalmatians that have never felt the sting of a rabies vaccination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gohuskers Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 But then again a rabies vaccination might've helped us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DyNo! Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 (edited) prance through the woods until we bumped into the most interesting man in the world and the old spice guy having an arm wrestling contest. The winner was about to be decided when all of a sudden... Edited February 22, 2011 by DyNo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark R Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 the old spice guy sharted...yes, that's a fart with lumps, the look on his face was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HS101 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 priceless, and the most interesting guy in the world said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedog Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 My god man, that mimics the mating call of the majestic trumpeting swan, look there's....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 An elephant swinging from a tree, singing "Dancing in the rain"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedog Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 While poor Homer is being violated by a swan. For you see Homer is one of the little people, and as such has very little defence. The elephant spoke...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrb06 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 When in trouble or in doubt run in circles scream and shout.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedog Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 And that worked for my little friend Homer, until..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 He fell into the wormhole and popped out in another galaxy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revomodel10 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 and then, as Homer stood on what looked like a floating pancake, looking down on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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