Jim Norman Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 and I thought to myself, I have to get some more Jalepeno Poppers on the way home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DyNo! Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 (edited) But instead I saw pepper poppers so I rolled down the window of my car and busted out my Glock when suddenly I heard someone say STOP! Edited February 21, 2011 by DyNo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latech15 Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 this reads exactly like a Vonnegut novel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubber Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 But instead I saw pepper poppers so I rolled down the window of my car and busted out my Glock when suddenly I heard someone say STOP! "in the name of love, Think it o-over". Dang Oldies station! I knew my only course of action was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Gene Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Because at that very moment, the cramps hit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 . My many transgressions and past sins flashed before my eyes as my entire alimentary canal heaved and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 ...with a hasty blessing from the lady that had just recently... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 (edited) told me that jellyfish aren't edible with or without peanutbutterfish, I exploded violently from both ends at the same time. This was no doubt my body's attempt at saving my life. First I thought I was going to die, then I was afraid I wouldn't, partly because of the excruciating pain and partly because of the excruciating embarrassment. I just wanted to crawl in a hole and pull it in after me, but alas, there were none available. She said OMG! That's the worst mess I've ever seen!!! Luckily for me, she was a compassionate... Edited February 21, 2011 by Toolguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 (edited) lady and was, like, "Gosh! That's like so sad.". And I was, like, "Oh-oh, I'm like super sorry, Ma'am". And she was, like, "That's alright, cowboy." And I was, like, "I'm like so embarrassed." And she was, like, "Happened to me, like, just yesterday. Two week old tater salad." Edited February 21, 2011 by Team Amish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 What happened next is seared into my memory forever. Although I had heard of people actually...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avezorak Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Dying from this, I had never seen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 ...a six-legged marsupial the size of a grown hippopotamus, trained to serve gin and tonic from a ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 4-wheel drive golf/gun cart while ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 restlessly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avezorak Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 ...shakin his head and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DyNo! Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 carrying two poisonous snakes! I thanked the creature for bringing me the drinks but I spat them out because they tasted like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubber Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 (edited) Coors Light. But then again after having the jellyfish go both ways how would I know what tasted bad. I thanked the Kowalla wannabee and set back on my quest for the truth. Then without warning Edited February 22, 2011 by Bubber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 but even though Momma did raise a fool it was not me but my.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Siamese twin half brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 who was always saying things like "I vant to be alown" and ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Eating cherry pop tarts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 that he stuck on slim jims like a lamb kabob. The mere thought of sitting in his parents' bathtub with a dozen little monkeys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 (edited) brought to mind the scene in the original Frankenstein movie where the villagers were....... Edited February 22, 2011 by Merlin Orr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashvillebill Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 making salmon cookies and knitting silk...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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