HS101 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 what appeared to be a giant toilet bowl.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 And with the sucking sound of a Giant Hoover God...it sucked in thousands of politicians who were screaming...?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedog Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I am not a crook at a 10 foot Nixon statue, it occurred to me...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 That those last 12 shots of tequila may have been...just enough, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedog Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I've never been accused of having good judgement, so to bourbon I went. And then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HS101 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I realized that I wasn't in Kentucky anymore so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 the sake started being served...along with the ricefish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LT45 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 then I remembered that I was allergic to ricefish.. my vision started to blur, then my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 exploded and the festivities were rung in with a sparkling shower of bedazzled lanyards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Ending with a googleplex of colors showering the ground like brightly colored skittles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark R Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Wow...what an ending to a very unusual storybook. Can we get it in paperback? Ok someone start another... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 and so he did....... It was a dark and stormy night. A band of robbers set around the campfire. the leader said, Jack, tell us a story. So Jack began............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 to dance as dance was a language much more suited to telling this tale than ordinary speech, but then again in this universe, (remember that wormhole) one has to ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashvillebill Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) spangle your banners and waive your yets because... Edited February 23, 2011 by nashvillebill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedog Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 We shall saddle our wildebeests and ride in search of..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckaroo45 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 The windmills that turn backwards. All the better to return wind power to the soil in this far off galaxy of ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Starline, only one of many in the cosmic Enosverse. Jack was doing a dance similar to the hula, showing prehistoric palms swaying, fish swimming in the water and people sitting around a fire when suddenly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedog Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Approached a flock of ninja penguins doing the hokey pokey. And then I heard..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) that once upon a time there was a father who had seven sons. The seven sons said, Father, tell us a story. So, the father said, Once upon a time there was a father who had seven sons. The seven sons said, Father, tell us a story. So, the father said, Once upon a time there was a father who had seven sons. The seven sons said, Father, tell us a story. So, the father said, Once upon a time there was a father who had seven sons. The seven sons said, Father, tell us a story. Edited February 23, 2011 by Team Amish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckaroo45 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Thus proving Yogi Berra's assertion of "it's deja' vu all over again" and adding to the Steven Hawking position that universal time is mostly like a giant washing machine - spin and repeat, spin and repeat, sp.. i n a n d ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mra8541 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Thats how all great Marine stories start... So there I was, NO $HIT, knee deep in bodies, one bullet left, knife in my hand... and it keeps on going... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Welcome to Fezzywigs, the Restaurant at the end of the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Slippery Spaghetti noodle, the highway for untold numbers of refugees of the Ice queens holocost But in fact... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrb06 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 It was macaroni, contorted in an everlasting sea of steaming,ooozzzing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedog Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Stuff. And I saw poor homer. He had his towel, which is always needed when traveling. He spoke of talking mice and whale songs. He told me of a super highway and that I should..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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