Jeffro Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Brian could always write a follow-up book........... entitled, "Mr. Wipple makes Major" Of course it would come out in "paper" back!!!!!!!! Jeffro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 If you are into it that hard, you might as well hook up the chrono and power factor it. 1)If we do that, we'll have to do another topic on how much dietary fiber one needs to "make major." 2)Eventually everyone will share details of their . . . pet loads. 3)And, we'll need to rehash the "heavy but slow vs. fast but light" debate. 4)And caliber restrictions. 5)And what constitutes an accidental discharge. 6)Or a failure to engage. 1) Dietary fiber? I prefer a Hooters load (beer, chili and wings (three mile island)) 2) Oh no, never try this with your pets!!! 3) Usually I start slow and heavy, then after I am definitly faster and lighter 4) If this is an issue, I'm suspecting there was a prison term in your background 5) AD's of this nature are easy to figure out...they always leave evidence 6) If this persists, see - 1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 (God, How I like Pat's avatar....! What's with its demonic, s**t-eating, sarcasm-look, anyway??!! [/color] Yes, I think it was the best picture ever taken of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Yes, I think it was the best picture ever taken of me That is more than a little frightening... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Rhino, dude, you need to quit whatever job you have now and become a writer for Letterman and the top 10 list. I am dying here. I really did fall out of the chair laughing so hard. I bet there is a stand up act somewhere in all this material.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Aww, you're just sayin' that! Garsh! <digging toe into carpet bashfully> See, that was me exuding false modesty, just like MX5 about his shooting accomplishments! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOtherErik Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Eventually everyone will share details of their . . . pet loads.And, we'll need to rehash the "heavy but slow vs. fast but light" debate. And caliber restrictions. Who's gonna slug the barrel and check if the chaimber has been reamed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Heck, I just want a picture of someone, anyone, who will get into a position to "shoot" over the screens; of someone elses chrony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOtherErik Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Heck, I just want a picture of someone, anyone, who will get into a position to "shoot" over the screens; of someone elses chrony. Attach chrono to trailer hitch of truck, stand on tail gate, assume the start position, take a sight picture. LAMR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Like I said, sounds good to me as long as it isn't my chrony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 BAHAHAHAHA!!! That's good stuff. Pat, is that Evil Ernie? I liked the spinoff from that comic A LOT (Lady Death for those not in the know). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 About the chrony, solid projectiles only, no 'shot' We're not going for pattern here. Get three tables of bowling pins and we have a whole new meaning for "Rolling Thunder" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 If you must chrony: Rule #1 Use a "loaner" chrony. #2 Watch out for "muzzle flash". About the shot thing, Ever have one of those days when you think your going with the .50 cal, and it turns out it's the 12 gauge (shooting #7.5 bird loads)?! Ray C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 This is definitely drifting to a s@#t thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 This forum sure has a lot of wiseguys. I think we need to focus on developing our shooting skills! I'm going to go dry fire and then do some reloading practice. Why? Because I am a serious competitor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I'm scared to ask, but... ...for what kind of competition are you going to practice, since you already stated that practicing for shooting is cheating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I'm scared to ask, but......for what kind of competition are you going to practice, since you already stated that practicing for shooting is cheating? I have no recollection of that event. Perhaps you've mistaken me for someone else? Someone who is less serious about his shooting skills and the glories of practical shooting competition! Perhaps what you read was actually a dream . . . and it never really existed. IPSC IS MY LIFE! (too bad we don't have a clickable smiley that shows a tiny, evil giggle) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Mistah Rhino... lies like the rug... again....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimel Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Before this here thread passes into the land of history to be only read when some unfortunate soul does a search for "skateboard tape"... I would like to nominate this thread as being the most outrageously funny thread for 2003. The wife actually came in to check on me last night as I was getting caught up on the thread because she heard a lot of gasping and choking. And thanks for the laughs...I needed them and I suspect lots of other folks did too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 I SECOND THAT!!!! Jeez, I even PM'd tightloop to tell him it was the funniest thing I'd read in I-dunno-how-long... gah, tears down the cheeks, even! Happy Holidays to the only forum with enough talent and guts to DO this...! (God help the newbie who DOES do a search for Skateboard Tape...!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Much like the Gong Show...this act has GOT to stop somewhere. 3 Gongs and we can lock it. Gong! #1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Gong #2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Butt, butt, butt... I haven't gotten to my best material yet.... GONG #3!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Note: This thread was originally in the Hate Forum. It was locked because it didn't really fit there. It turned into a humor thread. I wanted to open it and move it to humor... - Admin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-ManBart Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Note: This thread was originally in the Hate Forum. It was locked because it didn't really fit there. It turned into a humor thread. I wanted to open it and move it to humor... - Admin. Six years later and still worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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