Liota Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Congratulations, Drafty1! A new low for the BE forum! Did I mention ick? Liota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twix Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 That deserves a trademark don't ya think? Powersh**ingTM. Rrrraaughhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Wow Rhino, that was awesome. I'm gonna have to remember that....who knows...could be the next million dollar idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Skateboard tape!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! How low can we go.......?...... Liota-- "Drafty1"......that's great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Am I the only one that carries a wooden dowel just in case the going gets rough and I need something to bite down on? BTW, most places that have those handles don't appreciate you ripping them out of the wall... they don't care how much "it" hurt, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Gorilla The proper accoutrement in this sport for biting down, is a bullet. Surely yu have seen enough cowboy movies to know this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Am I the only one that carries a wooden dowel just in case the going gets rough and I need something to bite down on? Now THAT is funny enough that I'm going to swipe it! When the going gets rough, the tough get going with their Gorilla Dowel Rod®. 300lbG . . . you sound like a fellow who understands the concept of "rest notches." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Congratulations, Drafty1! I do not recognize that appellation, nor do I have any knowledge of any events which may have been misconstrued and/or misrepresented to engender such disrespect against my person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Bathroom Humor has sunk to a new low with the mention of "rest notches".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 GorillaThe proper accoutrement in this sport for biting down, is a bullet. Surely yu have seen enough cowboy movies to know this. hmmm.....then what...is..the ...dowel...for?? (And, don't tell me about those alien abduction stories.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 TL, loaded rounds are a no-no... trust me. As for bullets, something in .50 weighing in around 700 grains might be big enough so that you don't swallow it on the emergency inhale after 35 seconds without air due to pushing, but the wood dowel extends beyond the jowls, so its safer... not to mention the whole leading issue. BTW, I'm writing this on my new laptop... while sitting on my throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Sounds like you're the expert on "deliveries" if the modern Dr. Frankensteins ever learn how to safely impregnate male humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Well...!! I don't think I've seen THIS kind of fun (or talent for it) on any OTHER gun forum, I tell ya'...!! We are definitely exclusive here 'or something'. Mostly or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 BTW, most places that have those handles don't appreciate you ripping them out of the wall... they don't care how much "it" hurt, either. Maybe not, but if enough screaming accompanies it, there usually isn't too much arguement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 The handles are necessary if they don't put blocks or skateboard tape on the floor so you can brace your feet and really get after it! If you are into it that hard, you might as well hook up the chrono and power factor it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 As for bullets, something in .50 weighing in around 700 grains might be big enough so that you don't swallow it on the emergency inhale after 35 seconds without air due to pushing, but the wood dowel extends beyond the jowls, so its safer... not to mention the whole leading issue. With all the additional equipment that is now needed to relieve oneself, it kinda brings new meaning to the term "toiletry bag". Maybe Dillon or Bagmaster will come up with something suitable for shooters. Think of the list: 1) shateboard tape, check! 2) 749grain Hornady A-Max .50 cal dummy round, check! 3) Gorilla Dowel Rod, check! 4) Various anchors and Tap-cons to repair Handi-rails, check! 5) Directions on properly replacing TP for correct rotation, check 6) Chocks for your feet (in case the skateboard tape isn't keeping you in place), check! Ray C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Sixgun You nailed it, brother!!! ROTFLAMO I especially like the chock blocks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Correct placement of TP rolls depends entirely upon the local fauna. Should the significant other, as an example, be fond of those reactive targets, AKA cats, the paper coming properly over the top becomes improper. Felinus Mischevious will empty a new roll in seconds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 "Maybe Dillon or Bagmaster will come up with something suitable for shooters." ROFLMAOCWT!! (Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off complete with tears...!)(God, How I like Pat's avatar....! What's with its demonic, s**t-eating, sarcasm-look, anyway??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 If you are into it that hard, you might as well hook up the chrono and power factor it. If we do that, we'll have to do another topic on how much dietary fiber one needs to "make major." Eventually everyone will share details of their . . . pet loads. And, we'll need to rehash the "heavy but slow vs. fast but light" debate. And caliber restrictions. And what constitutes an accidental discharge. Or a failure to engage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 "accidental discharge..." I can't stand it....!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 If we do that, we'll have to do another topic on how much dietary fiber one needs to "make major." Wheatgerm, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 May have a hard time calling the shot...of course if you miss it has GOT to be more than 10 penalty points...especially for whoever resets the range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hey QuicksDraw! Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Well, if we make classes, I would shoot He-Man. This is due to the large caliber 'projectiles' that I tend to shoot. They may not be fast but boy are they powerfull and have a very loud report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 At this point, I think I realize how Albert Einstein must have felt when the atom bomb became a reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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