-JQ- Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I'll preface this with the fact that I'm the new guy here in the office...and I like my new job. We have a guy that daily, make that multiple times daily, breaks "the code". If you love you significant other and want to tell them so Great!...but DON'T drone on about it when I can't help but hear, or all of us can hear it in the office. Say this in the most sickening lovey dovey baby talk voice your inner man can muster...and it won't be close... "sweet heart...you know how much I love you...I love you sooo much sweet heart....oh sweet heart...oh sweet heart..." This is NOT some kid but a 45+ YO male! And he doesn't even try to lower his voice. I mean Man Up dude! I won't even go into the personal female issues he discusses on the phone....ACCCCKKK!! Am I on candid camera? I try not to be rude to people - but I also tend to tell it like it is --- I'm about to give him the "guy speach" Should I remind him first or just start the rant? I would have put this in the hate area but I needed some input on this most pressing of "man matter". It is like witnessing some one driving the wrong way on a one way street...you have to tell them! I'm feeling a little sick... <<<I'm trying to get a good recording of him on my phone too>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slabbie Shooter Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 (me pretending to be you in the office) "Hey! You and your phone get a room! We're trying to keep our lunch down over here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiddler Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 When you tell him - - get it all on video, including some of him on the phone. This has instant youtube classic written all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SA Friday Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Give him one of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraTen Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 :roflol: Do you know if his significant other is a she? If not, that sure would explain alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JThompson Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Blanket party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Before I can render an opinion I will require a picture of the wife or girl friend, to determine just what level of a$$ kissing would be Worth it Sorry ...I couldnt resist Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Sierpina Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Could be his girlfriend, not wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Just wait for that huge can of Milwaukee's Best to take care of it for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airedale Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Blanket party I like the way you think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JQ- Posted March 17, 2009 Author Share Posted March 17, 2009 Before I can render an opinion I will require a picture of the wife or girl friend, to determine just what level of a$$ kissing would be Worth it Sorry ...I couldnt resist Jim Jim- You are a very wise man...I'm thinking it could go either way...very hot or very scary... All I know is that she is a russian bride...I haven't figured out if she came parcel post or not... Thanks for the help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraTen Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) double tap Edited March 17, 2009 by UltraTen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Let me assure you... he's not convincing her he loves her, he's talking himself into it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 She could be the model from the old tv comercial You know the one....Morning Veear....Evnink Veear....da da da dada a a Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JQ- Posted March 17, 2009 Author Share Posted March 17, 2009 She could be the model from the old tv comercialYou know the one....Morning Veear....Evnink Veear....da da da dada a a Jim I'm thinking more along the lines of russian shot put team... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atbarr Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I'm thinking more along the lines of russian shot put team... Now that,... is something I don't want to see. A.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I remember the 'morning wear/evening wear' commercial. Totally funny. (the difference being the addition of the flashlight.....) This jerk has no class, mouthing all that stupid mush in public at the top of his voice. Record him then go to your boss with it. Then go to YouTube, like the guy said. On the other hand, who knows WHO's really on the other end of the line there. Eeeww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingman Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I remember the 'morning wear/evening wear' commercial. Totally funny. (the difference being the addition of the flashlight.....) This jerk has no class, mouthing all that stupid mush in public at the top of his voice. Record him then go to your boss with it. Then go to YouTube, like the guy said. On the other hand, who knows WHO's really on the other end of the line there. Eeeww. Hope it is not the boss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Santiago Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I remember the 'morning wear/evening wear' commercial. Totally funny. (the difference being the addition of the flashlight.....) This jerk has no class, mouthing all that stupid mush in public at the top of his voice. Record him then go to your boss with it. Then go to YouTube, like the guy said. On the other hand, who knows WHO's really on the other end of the line there. Eeeww. Hope it is not the boss! Wow! Wouldn't that be fine 'How Do You Do"? Woopsie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rupie Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 You might be overlooking a couple of explainable possibilities, he is 45 bald and fat, she is 19 and hot and needs attention(if you can't understand this wait until your 45, bald, and fat), maybe he is talking to his dog, don't bust on a man for loving his dog, explains the kiddie talk, (you do it to) Either way it does sound out of bounds, but it might be explainable and all he has to do is keep it to himself, and provide pictures so everyone smiles and nods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Bell Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Doesn't matter who I'm talking to man, woman, dog, or child I use the same voice. Dude sounds like a real sad sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Well, maybe he did not know what he was getting into... For sure, YOU don't know what he's "getting into!" I'm with Jim. A picture might just explain it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redintex Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Could be his girlfriend, not wife Like the old Henny Youngman toast, "To my wife and best girl...may they never meet!" :surprise: redintex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JQ- Posted March 20, 2009 Author Share Posted March 20, 2009 I'm going to lay low I've decided...he seems to be a bit...odd and conspiratorial...one of those who neighbors would say "I never would have expected him" just because he looks like white bread. ...talk with him about current affairs you'd better have while to spend...I don't make that mistake anymore... <<head down>> ...did I mention he's a big "trek-y"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Bell Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 ...did I mention he's a big "trek-y"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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