Forensics Doc Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 One of the matches I shoot has a 2-hole outhouse, one hole on either side with a partition in the middle. One side is for women and the other side for men, but given that we have few women shooters at this match it's not uncommon for both sides to be occupied by men. A couple months ago I had gathered up my gear and was walking down the dirt road beside the outhouse when someone in one side of the outhouse ripped a fart that was so powerful it would have either blown the outhouse to bits or launched it into low earth orbit had there been an ignition source. After a couple seconds of absolute silence I heard a voice from the other side of the outhouse saying, "Man, if that doesn't make Major nothin' will!" I was laughing so hard I couldn't see to load my mags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 (edited) ROFL! Thanks for sharing... I'm crying Edited May 30, 2008 by Sethmark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 OK, that gets my vote for funny of the month!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scribble Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Ditto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 I hope it was not an ......accidental discharge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Apparently it was pointed at the "target" dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kz45 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Spray and Pray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 That's some funny shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 With that ammo, I don't think it makes any difference wether or not you hit the A zone or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sskp1 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 That brings back memories of desert storm and somolia in 93 for me. Except ours were 4 holers, with 3 or 4 guys in there you would get quite a communal and joking environment. remember walking by them and they were singing "there's a tear in my beer." I was dying. Kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken hebert Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 That reminds me more of Double Tap, the outhouses arranged in a row on either end. After the lunch break I rendered one useless, point proven b y the gent waiting in line refused to enter and waited for another... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 reminds me of a gal that dropped her racegun in one while removing her rig at our section championship years ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgunz11 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 I'd be willing to be IMA45DV8 had something to do with all that. If he wasn't the shooter he was the RO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 reminds me of a gal that dropped her racegun in one while removing her rig at our section championship years ago... Sounds like she had a pretty crappy day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PINMAN44 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Someone sharted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgunz11 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 I shared this post with my wife VIA email since she loves that little outhouse and her response was: OMG, I almost fell out of my chair!!!!! Seriously, at first I was worried it was gonna be somebody reporting they saw my too-too as I was trying to pee that day in that lovely outhouse. That one is TOO funny!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Remember, only slugs count on paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugh Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 I learned the meaning of fear in an outhouse... Standing there,watering the hole and reviewing my plans for world domination,when I look down. Rising from the depths,circling the stream,were Yellow Jackets.My outie instantly became an innie as I fled without honor,dignity or zipping up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 .....as I fled without honor,dignity or zipping up. A wise and prudent course of action dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyin40 Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 reminds me of a gal that dropped her racegun in one while removing her rig at our section championship years ago... There was also some from that state up north that did this very thing except it fell into the toilet. The RO gave permission for the shooter to pick it up because he refused too. I think thats how the story went. Flyin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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