AlamoShooter Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 (edited) After catching up on this thread I see you boys are a bunch of silly SOBs.... Dauaua Edited January 31, 2008 by AlamoShooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 (edited) Jamie, can I join? I've never won a match or even a stage but my gun is sure purty! Art You get in as Super Cool I going to give you Bad Bills # 15 you are now the "New" Mr SOB #15 I dub you "Super Cool" He got the ..Bling Thing going on! Edited January 30, 2008 by AlamoShooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 The "Snob OpenGun Bullies" Club AKA The SOB club No Real requirements for joining just be willing to cut a grin at the "other" guys And maybe tell a joke that nobody gets. & your gun has to be made by somebody everyone knows. Jamie, you said there were no rules. The gun was made by Steve Nastoff in 1986. Here is a trophy I won at the Strohs Challange. First A-Class. I'm not sure there even was M or GM then. I had a Tasco scope on it for a little while back in the early 1990s. I Dub you Mr SOB #15 The "Bullies Bully" After car fully reviewing the facts and reading all the mail I received on this and seeking higher counsel We must Brand Bill as........"Both Ways Bill" Its sad to see a Open shooter fade into looking for small "divisions" and sub categories ...Swimming downstream to a smaller pond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Nesbitt Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I guess since the last open classifier I shot was in 1995, I probably don't belong in the Open Elitist Club anyway. I think I'll go shoot my Glock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Come on home, Bill. I think all my Open classifiers were shot with my Single Stack.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Nesbitt Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Come on home, Bill.I think all my Open classifiers were shot with my Single Stack.... I know all my open classifiers were shot with a single stack. My Nastoff single stack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Man, I go to Florida for the weekend and you come up with a new club. Sign me up! Here's a pic of my twins, Benny is the creator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Man, I go to Florida for the weekend and you come up with a new club. Sign me up!Here's a pic of my twins, Benny is the creator Twins Ahh .... I have twin daughters so Nooo jokes I gotta have more information before I can Knight you. after this nasty bit with BothWayBill ......Give me something to work with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 (edited) Man, I go to Florida for the weekend and you come up with a new club. Sign me up!Here's a pic of my twins, Benny is the creator Twins Ahh .... I have twin daughters so Nooo jokes I gotta have more information before I can Knight you. after this nasty bit with BothWayBill ......Give me something to work with. I also have twin daughters, one bore my 4 year old granddaughter and the other is due any minute to have my first grandson. I'm a natural to be a proud SOB. I've been pissing people off for 50 years, ask anyone who will still talk to about me.... You want jokes no one understands? I assume you have visited the humor forum? Okay, this one is only understood by the most enlightened Zen snobs; those who eventually get it usually do so when driving at high speed in heavy traffic, working with power tools, or, are otherwise engaged in dangerous activity not conducive to the uproarious laughter which insues when they get it. Two penguins are walking along an ice flow and one falls into the freezing sea. "Help! Help!" he shouts, "Get me out!" His companion says "What?" His cold wet friend exclaims "Help! Get me out! I'm drowning!" The dry penguin says "Do I look like a typewriter?" Edited to add I don't have a sports car. I can, however, show up in a Ford Heavy Duty 350 4x4 Diesel Power Stroke and leave with the prettiest women. Edited January 30, 2008 by AikiDale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 (edited) Man, I go to Florida for the weekend and you come up with a new club. Sign me up!Here's a pic of my twins, Benny is the creator Twins Ahh .... I have twin daughters so Nooo jokes I gotta have more information before I can Knight you. after this nasty bit with BothWayBill ......Give me something to work with. I also have twin daughters, one bore my 4 year old granddaughter and the other is due any minute to have my first grandson. I'm a natural to be a proud SOB. I've been pissing people off for 50 years, ask anyone who will still talk to about me.... You want jokes no one understands? I assume you have visited the humor forum? Okay, this one is only understood by the most enlightened Zen snobs; those who eventually get it usually do so when driving at high speed in heavy traffic, working with power tools, or, are otherwise engaged in dangerous activity not conducive to the uproarious laughter which insues when they get it. Two penguins are walking along an ice flow and one falls into the freezing sea. "Help! Help!" he shouts, "Get me out!" His companion says "What?" His cold wet friend exclaims "Help! Get me out! I'm drowning!" The dry penguin says "Do I look like a typewriter?" Edited to add I don't have a sports car. I can, however, show up in a Ford Heavy Duty 350 4x4 Diesel Power Stroke and leave with the prettiest women. You had me at Having at Twin Daughters Wow and a Zen Power Stroking snob too Very impressive credentials I too drive the Prettiest woman home in my Power Stroker. You are now Mr! SOB #19 I dub you ....the "ZEN BULLY" Now I have to go out and drive real fast so that I can =think on that ?Joke? Edited January 30, 2008 by AlamoShooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 can i join this bunch? i have, and am still shooting, an original chip mccormick framed hicap 1911. yep, s/n 22, circa 1990. in fact, all my short mags are originals as well. had several top ends over the years, but she's still crankin' out the heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted January 31, 2008 Author Share Posted January 31, 2008 can i join this bunch? i have, and am still shooting, an original chip mccormick framed hicap 1911. yep, s/n 22, circa 1990. in fact, all my short mags are originals as well. had several top ends over the years, but she's still crankin' out the heat. But your always soo... Nice? Who have you pushed around lately? ? What is the serial # on the legendary Chip Gun ? I gotta Tell you the #20 spot ...Thats special If you wanna be a Snob Opengun Bully you gotta show some Bling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted January 31, 2008 Author Share Posted January 31, 2008 can i join this bunch? i have, and am still shooting, an original chip mccormick framed hicap 1911. yep, s/n 22, circa 1990. in fact, all my short mags are originals as well. had several top ends over the years, but she's still crankin' out the heat. But your always soo... Nice? Who have you pushed around lately? ? What is the serial # on the legendary Chip Gun ? I gotta Tell you the #20 spot ...Thats special If you wanna be a Snob Opengun Bully you gotta show some Bling Silence hummm I can dig that. Has its own slice of Bully to it. Ok you get #20 ....Mr SOB #20 I dub you " Old Heater " Run it Hot my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EZ Bagger Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Oh yeah, ask anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 EZ looks like #21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 (edited) can i join this bunch? i have, and am still shooting, an original chip mccormick framed hicap 1911. yep, s/n 22, circa 1990. in fact, all my short mags are originals as well. had several top ends over the years, but she's still crankin' out the heat. But your always soo... Nice? Who have you pushed around lately? ? What is the serial # on the legendary Chip Gun ? I gotta Tell you the #20 spot ...Thats special If you wanna be a Snob Opengun Bully you gotta show some Bling Silence hummm I can dig that. Has its own slice of Bully to it. Ok you get #20 ....Mr SOB #20 I dub you " Old Heater " Run it Hot my friend serial# is 22. so, how's this for snobby? i spread my bling around. some of these are older than forum members, and some cost more than a brazos open gun! Edited January 31, 2008 by outerlimits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted January 31, 2008 Author Share Posted January 31, 2008 (edited) can i join this bunch? i have, and am still shooting, an original chip mccormick framed hicap 1911. yep, s/n 22, circa 1990. in fact, all my short mags are originals as well. had several top ends over the years, but she's still crankin' out the heat. But your always soo... Nice? Who have you pushed around lately? ? What is the serial # on the legendary Chip Gun ? I gotta Tell you the #20 spot ...Thats special If you wanna be a Snob Opengun Bully you gotta show some Bling Silence hummm I can dig that. Has its own slice of Bully to it. OK ....Mr SOB #20 < 22 >I dub you Old Heater Run it Hot my friend serial# is 22. so, how's this for snobby? i spread my bling around. some of these are older than forum members, and some cost more than a brazos open gun! Alll!...!RITTY thing ....YOu Sir can have any # you want May I suget #22 for the 22 on you serial # I think we will have to Re Title you I Re Dub you " The Cellar Master" { Mr SOB 22} Care to share a glass? Edited January 31, 2008 by AlamoShooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted January 31, 2008 Author Share Posted January 31, 2008 Oh yeah, ask anyone Yes that is impressive ... And no, I don't have to ask...your reputation precedes you The #20 slot has opened up with #22 going to a worthy bearer. You are now !MR!...SOB #20 I dub you Sir Twenty "Plenty BigStick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EZ Bagger Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Oh yeah, ask anyone Yes that is impressive ... And no, I don't have to ask...your reputation precedes you The #20 slot has opened up with #22 going to a worthy bearer. You are now !MR!...SOB #20 I dub you Sir Twenty "Plenty BigStick" All Right!!! I have more.... hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted January 31, 2008 Author Share Posted January 31, 2008 Oh yeah, ask anyone Yes that is impressive ... And no, I don't have to ask...your reputation precedes you The #20 slot has opened up with #22 going to a worthy bearer. You are now !MR!...SOB #20 I dub you Sir Twenty "Plenty BigStick" All Right!!! I have more.... hehehe Well thats nice, ...So long as "She" is the only one that knows your OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrawandDuck Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Alamo, it may be a little early to finalize the annual meeting of the SOB's but I think we have a GREAT CANDIDATE on the WEST COAST!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted January 31, 2008 Author Share Posted January 31, 2008 Alamo, it may be a little early to finalize the annual meeting of the SOB's but I think we have a GREAT CANDIDATE on the WEST COAST!!! The ...art of SOB may have started on the East Coast ..But it was Perfected on the West Coast And I know for a Fact, that you can not come close to your full potential as an SOB until you pass 40. That is why we will continue with SOB #s up to 40 as Charter members in the SOB community We have just now reached our 1/2 point Would that make us 1/2 Empty of 1/2 full...of It? Let the Candidates come forth and be Knighted to help up keep the little guns in their place. Alamo & now the SOB thought for the day and This is a good one to do the math on ...{= Have you ever added up the total hitfactor in one BigStick mag }? 167 x 29 =!4843! Bully! or compared to 8 rounds at 180 pf = 1440 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EZ Bagger Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Oh yeah, ask anyone Yes that is impressive ... And no, I don't have to ask...your reputation precedes you The #20 slot has opened up with #22 going to a worthy bearer. You are now !MR!...SOB #20 I dub you Sir Twenty "Plenty BigStick" All Right!!! I have more.... hehehe Well thats nice, ...So long as "She" is the only one that knows your OK She likes the new ones, but prefers them after they've been polished and fitted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted February 1, 2008 Author Share Posted February 1, 2008 Oh yeah, ask anyone Yes that is impressive ... And no, I don't have to ask...your reputation precedes you The #20 slot has opened up with #22 going to a worthy bearer. You are now !MR!...SOB #20 I dub you Sir Twenty "Plenty BigStick" All Right!!! I have more.... hehehe Well thats nice, ...So long as "She" is the only one that knows your OK She likes the new ones, but prefers them after they've been polished and fitted. Its the Polishing my wife likes too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 (edited) I respectfully request you consider me as a member of the SOB club. Truly I have been called an SOB many times Although I do belong to the snob club also I shoot only open in Three gun!! Please consider my offering of pics of my OPEN AR15s and 1100s Jim PS I also drive a VERY fast COOL car Edited February 1, 2008 by GentlemanJim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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