3quartertime Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Guitar Cheater!!! Ok, so he's only six. (Which I'm not sure about. He looks dangerously close to seven to me!!!) He's only 3 foot something tall. (Chicks don't dig 3 foot tall guys. And besides they all have cootiees anywayz) He's not the snappiest dresser in town. (He probably does have clean underwear thou, damned kid!!!) But does this kid suck or what??? I just stuck my pick in my eye so I wouldn't have to watch him anymore! And he's such a show-off! Sure, anyone can do that stuff. Heck I learned how to stop peeing on my shoes no more than five or so years after that! Still haven't mastered the whole 'dribble' thing but I'm working on it. What that kid needs is a video game and a TV in his room. His parents are obviously warping him and forcing him to play a stupid guitar that he clearly has no ability with. You can just see the uneasy pain as he plays in front of millions of people. If I knew Hillary Klinton's number I'd call her and tell her her village has failed this youngster. I'm not going to watch this anymore! I won't really have time anyways. I'm busy piling several thousands of dollars worth of guitars on the fire pit. This Kid Sux and I QUIT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 AMAZING KID! To be able to remember the chords, and the lryics ............. but to do them at the SAME TIME ??? @ 6 yrs old ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 (edited) the kid's great! however, he needs to lose the grouppie! edited to add: check his head when in spins around to see if you can see "666" he may have had a meeting at the cross roads! Edited June 30, 2006 by lynn jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Good Lord!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herky Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 He needs a new backup singer, but at least she was good for a great gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 I can play the stero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Glad he doesnt shoot. I hate getting beat by 6 year olds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmitz Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Glad he doesn't shoot. I hate getting beat by 6 year olds Cool, he's the reincarnation of someone...... ....mentionable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 (edited) What an incredibly cool dude! The look on his face when he sees the guitar is priceless I hope we'll see a lot more of him. Edited July 1, 2006 by spook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hey QuicksDraw! Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 The kid is a freakin mutant, what's the big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Did you hear that Mime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 OH-MY-GAWD! He's amazing! That talent can take him a long way... Just think that what he can already do with the instrument can get him a college scholarship. When presented with the new Gibson his face is priceless! BTW, how much is that Gibson ES335 he got? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 BTW, how much is that Gibson ES335 he got? He told me he got a GREAT deal on it, and would not divuldge the price, so it must have been good!!! Freakin 6 years olds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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