gm iprod Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 HOW TO BATHE THE CAT... 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him / her while you carry it towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he / she cannot escape). CAUTION: DO NOT GET ANY PART OF YOUR BODY TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE, AS HIS / HER PAWS WILL BE REACHING FOR ANYTHING THEY CAN FIND. THE CAT WILL SELF-AGITATE AND MAKE AMPLE SUDS. NEVER MIND THE NOISES THAT COME FROM YOUR TOILET, THE CAT IS ACTUALLY ENJOYING THIS. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash" and "rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the bathroom door and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-cleaned cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside to self-dry. Sincerely, THE DOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Ankeny Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Man that is waaaaaaay too funny! Ivan SCS Vegas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 I see a merge coming... http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3320 The pics are classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Ankeny Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 I missed the other thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerT Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 I am litterally crying I am laughing so much at this one. Great pics to go with the dirrections! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 God, I almost choked on my sandwich!! Hey, that one goes into Best of BE-dot-com...! A must! Seriously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 I love it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcoliver Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 dang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 btt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Moore Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 i remember reading this now, it's so much more funny with the pictures. the cat truly looks pissed and the dog......well all i can say is ROTFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 I KNEW that dog was up to something!!!! dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 That particular dog must've INVENTED the term "ROTFLMAO"...!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 works great with a small fluffy dog too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Man, do I feel like a loser.... I did a search in the humor forum on toliet and cat before posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 I searched on "agitate" to find the older topic. Unique words are best. Thanks anyway for the effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Brought a big smile to my face - and I am a cat lover... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 The dog picture cracks me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike_Kerr Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Now that is funny. My coffee is splattered on the keyboard but it was worth it. Truly outstanding picture of the dog. Regards, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 The old-fashioned sink method... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rifter Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 *sigh* I had one of my cats kind of do this once. She was on the counter next to the toilet, and was startled, right after I had done my business. So, she hits the toilet, and rockets out, into the house. So, I had to then clean the house between where she ended and where she started... AND had to actually give her a bath. I can tell you, that washing a spazzed cat is NOT a happy thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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