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75% of my phone calls for the last two days have been from telemarketers!!!! It's getting so irritating. I mean it's ridiculous - I hardly ever get them, and if I do it's from a toll-free number (identifiable) or it's after 5:00 pm or so. But the last two days have been out of control. Every time I pick up the phone it's a bank or a mortage company. (And no I didn't just buy a house; I've lived in the same place for three years.)

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Hello? Is this .....

Yea, this is Benos

Sir, I have a golden opportunity for you if you will just..

Interuption from BE

Huhhhh Huuuhhhh Huhhhhh (sound of Heavy breathing)

Are you wearing any undies - Huhhhhhh Huhhhh Huhh (sound of Heavy breathing) then.... Can I have your home phone number?? Huhhhhhh Huhhhh Huhhhh (sound of Heavy breathing)

That oughta take care of em.

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I know it's a pain, but don't just hang up, make sure you ask "Take me off your call list". Otheriwse they'll keep coming.

If it's a reputable company, they will do it, or get fined. it still takes 24-48 hours (who knows why), but it helps.

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The new gambit is to use an automated dialer with the message:

"This is Mr. X.  I am calling for the adult of the house.  I have to make an important decision about you and you need to call me back at 800-XXX-XXXX immediately or I woun't be able to decide in  your favor."

I'm on the national do not call joke list, so by leaving a message, I give them automatic permission to call and call and call, not that my not calling has slowed the automatic dialer down.

All I want is five minutes with Mr. X and my Louisville slugger. We'll just see how good ya are about deciding which hospital is closest, a_-hole.

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Brian, are you on the FTC's Do Not Call List? It really worked for me - I used to get about 5 or so telemarketing calls a day, now I don't get any. And I don't know how it is in AZ, if they have their own "Do Not Call List" like other states do.

I have to agree with jhgtyre as they might be getting your phone number from whois - I think that internic or maybe it's a local domain register offers a "stealth" registery that blocks personal info from the whois page.

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C'mon guys we are shooters here.

Next time one calls...say "hang on a sec" then run a bill drill right next to the phone.

Good to go. ;)

That is very fun to do. :)

I forward business calls to my cell phone so when I've been on the range when I got telemarketers. I'll say, "hold on a sec", rip five or six off then say, "Yep he's dead".

Very fun responses.

Ted

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Thanks for the private registration tip. I've always wondered how much difference that woud really make, especially since you have to pay for it. I'd pay for it in a heartbeat if thought it would be beneficial. (I'm with GoDaddy.) Sitting here thinking about it I realized probably the main reason I didn't opt for the private registration is that it reminded me of the phone companies tactics - you have to pay to not have your number in the phonebook. That's always irritated me.

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Try the "Cactus" approach next time.  :lol:

http://www.phonelosers.org/tech_support.html

Holy crap - why was that so funny! I can't stop laughing just thinking about it. Now I'm listening to the "nooner," Mrs. Anus. :lol:

It's been years since I first heard the "cactus" clips. Still cracks me up and it's hard to get it out of your head once it's there!

Cactus! :lol:

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Your store now closes 4pm! Don't pick it up.! Bad boy!

getting so irritating. I mean it's ridiculous - I hardly ever get them, and if I do it's from a toll-free number (identifiable) or it's after 5:00 pm or so. But the last two days have
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