ErikW Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this f*#kin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: shit Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got shit to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do shit til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the f*#k up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is f*#kin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullshit u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little bitch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge f*#kin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullshit u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u asshoel! WE HAD A f*#kIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o shit i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right bitch im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an ass Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh shit help Hitler: o man ur f*#ked paTTon: oh what now bitch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my shit Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun c********r Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are f*#kin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: f*#k u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: f*#k this shit im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: shit now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SHIT I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshit! *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bullshit u f*#kin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for shit Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbass tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: f*#k u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all fags *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o shit! *paTTon has left the game.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Guess I am just too old to really crack a smile for this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aXXman Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Well, I thought it was funny, I guess I spent too much time playing games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikarin Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Ohh, geez. Deep breath. It cracked me up... This was one of the best for a while.... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sargenv Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 ROFL Hysterically! My co-worker is looking at me like I'm crazy.. he said to me, while I was laughing my ass off, "it's a good thing the boss isn't here". OMG that was extremely funny. Thanks for the Laugh Erik *wipes tears from eyes* Vince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I sent this to the guys I used to play Axis and Allies with (yes, I admit it) .... this is going to kill them. f*#kin sweeet d00d! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 hahahahahaha especially like the first guy to leave the game....hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFD Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I'm another one who must be too old to appreciate the "humor". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Looks like an accurate timeline of who done what. A "Classic Comics" version of WWII. Not really humorous but interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJPoLo Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 It's not an age thing that makes this less humorous for some of you. It's a lack of online gaming experience. This was really funny and well-done. -Chet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I was the #1 HL FPS in the world. That was weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted August 5, 2005 Author Share Posted August 5, 2005 I just want to point out that Churchill should have left the game earlier for historical accuracy. And early on, it should have said this several times: * Roosevelt login failed * Roosevelt: WTF? I want to play but my system won't let me join the game. This sux! And just for coolness, tru_m4n should have said "all your base are belong to us" when eliminating T0J0. Interesting how this one brings tears to the eyes of some of us and leaves others scratching their heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I just want to point out that Churchill should have left the game earlier for historical accuracy. And early on, it should have said this several times:* Roosevelt login failed * Roosevelt: WTF? I want to play but my system won't let me join the game. This sux! And just for coolness, tru_m4n should have said "all your base are belong to us" when eliminating T0J0. Interesting how this one brings tears to the eyes of some of us and leaves others scratching their heads. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damn, I AM getting old. Admitting to online games is like your buddies finding out you wear a thong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikarin Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 And just for coolness, tru_m4n should have said "all your base are belong to us" when eliminating T0J0. OMG. this totally did it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robomanusa Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Reminds me of some of the Quake3 chats during gameplay, LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharyn Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 OMG! That's funny! Thanks, Erik! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atek3 Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Reminds me of some of the Quake3 chats during gameplay, LOL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> reminds me of warcraft3/starcraft chat... too similar... IMHO... they took an actual transcript and just changed the names atek3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRT Driver Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 You should copyright that and sell it as a WWII history textbook. They might understand and have the attention span for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmist10 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 It made me laugh....<too much time wasted playing Combat Flight Simulator> Suddenly I don't feel guilty for wasting time on PS2 or reading a book when I should be at the range or dry firing....I see that geeky programmer types waste even more time coming up with that stuff... <no offense to geeky programmer types - I still need someone to save me when I forget how I locked my computer screen to "keep it safe" from myself"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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