Hey QuicksDraw! Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 {excerpt from a memory transcript while driving my wife to work} One of the guys on the board is trying to do a three second El Prez., And.. You don't understand, Jake's trying to push the limits of what the body can do. You have to start with your hands... I know the turnie thing with your hands in the air. Why cant you do it in three seconds? YEA RIGHT! I'm not a GM. Is jake a GM? Yea, he also practices 5 hours a day. Why don't you practice 5 hours a day? That's a good question. You don't excersize enough. I know. Does Jake excersize? I'm sure he does. You need to loose your belly. Does Jake have a belly? No. I'd like to meet this Jake... {end of recording} Moral of the story; Talking about younger more fit talented men to your wife is just asking for trouble and keep Jake Di Vita away from your wives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFD Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Maybe I'm not so fired up to get my wife out to matches after all..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Cheely Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 That's sooooo funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmist10 Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 If she finds out Jake's single again... ...and Jake finds out how bad she spoils Stew (aka - the luckiest man alive!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CzechM8 Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Moral of the story: Next time, put your wife on the bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Moore Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 i wonder if this is who jake was talking about at a local match today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Hahaha Stewart...you the man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Formerly know as "The Italian Stallion!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmist10 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Maybe Mrs. Lewis would know someone that Jake would like to date....Jake I hear this is a good way to get more shooting time in a couple of years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hey QuicksDraw! Posted June 27, 2005 Author Share Posted June 27, 2005 Jake Di Vita Posted Today, 05:51 PM Hahaha Stewart...you the man! Yea...You just stay away from my missus fella! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyin40 Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Great story Flyin40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Kline Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 As far as keeping Jake away from our wives, mine would not care if any IPSC shooter achieved a sub 2 El Pres, was a GM, or GM ++++, gut, no gut, or what they looked like. She's told me before that she would never marry another IPSC shooter or any other kind of shooter for that matter. It's one of those things that she says, "Go play whatever game you like, just make sure you come home." She hates the shooting thing. She's doesnt care if I do, but she has ZERO interest in trying herself, that's why I don't push her to come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eric nielsen Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 x2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 It still helps if she goes with you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Kline Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Not mine, she would annoy the hell out of me. She'd be just like the kids, "Are we leaving yet?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Wow thanks guys, ya just killed a perfectly good light hearted humorous thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimel Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Mine used to be that way...guns...what a bore. Then she came along with me to a Man-on-Man steel event a few weeks ago. I told her it was a good spectator sport and, being bored, she came along. On the way home she starts talking about how she needs to start practicing because she thinks she can take some of those guys and gals. Had her doing some dry fire with my Para the other night. Then she wanted to try the Brazos. Oh crap... If this sticks I'll be calling Bob for another blaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 As far as keeping Jake away from our wives, mine would not care if any IPSC shooter achieved a sub 2 El Pres, was a GM, or GM ++++, gut, no gut, or what they looked like. She's told me before that she would never marry another IPSC shooter or any other kind of shooter for that matter. It's one of those things that she says, "Go play whatever game you like, just make sure you come home."She hates the shooting thing. She's doesnt care if I do, but she has ZERO interest in trying herself, that's why I don't push her to come out. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kevin, If it's any consolation, Alex is happy that I shoot. He just doesn't especially like buying two of everything. L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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