Merlin Orr Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security: Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Pacemakers 5,987 Adult Depends 9,871 Natural Blondes 3 Edited January 5, 2011 by Merlin Orr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treym7 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 So this is a good example of a quintessential government project! Our tax dollars at work. Trey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 to blatently steal a joke from long ago... remember! the war on terrorism is brought to you by the same folks who gave you the war on poverty, the war on Vietnam, and the War on Drugs! miranda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Go to an airport...they fondle your wife, they fondle your junk Any where else on earth..blinding violence would result from either! What on Gods Green earth has happened to our Country Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Go to an airport...they fondle your wife, they fondle your junk Any where else on earth..blinding violence would result from either! That's exactly why I won't fly anymore...I'd go to jail. Guaranteed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 5, 2011 Author Share Posted January 5, 2011 Not to disagree with anyone...But. Lets just look at the humor and leave the rest alone.. Please.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gohuskers Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Funny but sad is all I can say.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 If it wasn't for the TSA some of us would never have sex!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carter300 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 My Wife is flying middle next week, going to be interesting to here the stories. As when we flew in May and July 2010, none of this was going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I just spent a week in China last month. They do give random pat downs over there, prior to boarding. BUT, the whole experience was not the least bit uncomfortable. Very professional and relaxed. I even got patted down by the opposite sex and didn't feel uncomfortable. TSA may take note. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I just spent a week in China last month. They do give random pat downs over there, prior to boarding. BUT, the whole experience was not the least bit uncomfortable. Very professional and relaxed. I even got patted down by the opposite sex and didn't feel uncomfortable. TSA may take note. Did you leave a tip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 When they schremplecate you, do they provide Bud Light like those girls on TV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 10, 2011 Author Share Posted January 10, 2011 Hell... The pat down thing is nothing new for me. I get "randomly" cut out of line and patted down about 8 out of 10 times I fly. EVERY time I have been out country I have been patted down going and coming back. I like to believe it is just the way I fill up my Dockers..... But it's probably my "Kill em all - let God sort em out" tat on my neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carter300 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I like to believe it is just the way I fill up my Dockers..... But it's probably my "Kill em all - let God sort em out" tat on my neck. Stereotyping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyro Shooter Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 had to fly out of oakland Fri night and was prepairing for my scan, probe and pat down. . .they just waived me through the metal detector and said . . Have a nice flight. . and to quote Patton. . ."pity . . I shaved extra close this morning" now I'll be walking around the SHOT show chaifing for nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 now I'll be walking around the SHOT show chaifing for nothing I wonder if that would fit under your avatar?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyro Shooter Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Please Don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 When they schremplecate you, do they provide Bud Light like those girls on TV? No, but they all wear cute uniforms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I liked this. Especially the last category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Lord Gomer Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 now I'll be walking around the SHOT show chaifing for nothing I wonder if that would fit under your avatar?? You're getting soft in your old age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 now I'll be walking around the SHOT show chaifing for nothing I wonder if that would fit under your avatar?? that whole thing might not but " Chafing at the Shot show" would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 now I'll be walking around the SHOT show chaifing for nothing I wonder if that would fit under your avatar?? that whole thing might not but " Chafing at the Shot show" would Chafing for no reason is shorter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyro Shooter Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I feel this is getting out of hand Mods please close this thread now if you don't mind I'm off to find some goldbond between the am and pm training relays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 11, 2011 Author Share Posted January 11, 2011 I feel this is getting out of hand Mods please close this thread now if you don't mind I'm off to find some goldbond between the am and pm training relays. No mercy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wgnoyes Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 When they schremplecate you, do they provide Bud Light like those girls on TV? "HERE WE GO!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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