Jman Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 By Kimberly Dick The (Rock Hill) Herald Posted: Tuesday, Sep. 14, 2010 Rock Hill, S.C. -- A woman who was eating pig's feet in bed accidentally cut her friend in the arm, police say. The 52-year-old Rock Hill woman told police she accidentally cut a friend in the forearm with a knife around 10:30 p.m. Sunday. Both she and the victim, 50, were intoxicated, according to a Rock Hill police report. He had a deep cut to his arm. The report did not state if he was hospitalized. No charges were filed, but the incident remains under investigation. Read more: http://www.charlotte...l#ixzz0zWltJQAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 What? And you don't eat pigs' feet in bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Smith Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Why would anyone need a knife to eat pigs feet unless... Never mind, I really don't want to know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Things like this. What can you really say? This is what those jihadists are fighting against! This would have been fine if she'd been eating hoof(?) of goat, or maybe lamb. But the most unclean of all, the foot of a pig! Are pigs feet tasty by the way? Ive had them in soup, but not pickled. In soup they were pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted September 14, 2010 Author Share Posted September 14, 2010 Starting with the reporters name this story is completely weird on every level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Exactly HOW INTOXICATED was that woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Exactly HOW INTOXICATED was that woman? Intoxicated enough to want to eat pigs feet in the bed with a knife, that's pretty damn intoxicated. My guess is, the person who got cut wanted some of the pig foot.....Hey baby, just give me a bit off the hoof there...Nope, you can have some of the knuckle....I want the hoof... Get your own damn hoof!... Ow, you cut me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xsniper Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Exactly HOW INTOXICATED was that woman? Intoxicated enough to want to eat pigs feet in the bed with a knife, that's pretty damn intoxicated. My guess is, the person who got cut wanted some of the pig foot.....Hey baby, just give me a bit off the hoof there...Nope, you can have some of the knuckle....I want the hoof... Get your own damn hoof!... Ow, you cut me! That is just soooo wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murkish Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Exactly HOW INTOXICATED was that woman? Intoxicated enough to want to eat pigs feet in the bed with a knife, that's pretty damn intoxicated. My guess is, the person who got cut wanted some of the pig foot.....Hey baby, just give me a bit off the hoof there...Nope, you can have some of the knuckle....I want the hoof... Get your own damn hoof!... Ow, you cut me! lmao:roflol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Exactly HOW INTOXICATED was that woman? Intoxicated enough to want to eat pigs feet in the bed with a knife, that's pretty damn intoxicated. My guess is, the person who got cut wanted some of the pig foot.....Hey baby, just give me a bit off the hoof there...Nope, you can have some of the knuckle....I want the hoof... Get your own damn hoof!... Ow, you cut me! See, that could never happen to me. If I'm that drunk, I'd fall asleep before I could ambush and disassemble a pig in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 If I am drunk enough to get into bed with a woman who would WANT to eat a pigs foot I probably deserve to be cut with a knife. -ld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 If I am drunk enough to get into bed with a woman who would WANT to eat a pigs foot I probably deserve to be cut with a knife. -ld Now Thats what Im thinking A case of natural selection, gone wrong Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 If I am drunk enough to get into bed with a woman who would WANT to eat a pigs foot I probably deserve to be cut with a knife. -ld +14 bazillion there are some odd people out there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Lord Gomer Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 I would explain the joys of fine swine mattress dining, but then all of you yankees would figger out what yer missing and the price of Porkie's feet would go through the roof, so I'll just keep it to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashvillebill Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 I would explain the joys of fine swine mattress dining, but then all of you yankees would figger out what yer missing and the price of Porkie's feet would go through the roof, so I'll just keep it to myself. Thank you for your wisdom. And let me add....Ain't no part of a pig ought to be buried 'cept the bones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aglifter Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 A woman who wants to eat pig's feet is just fine.... Now, if she wants to eat them in bed, and brings a paring knife w. her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubber Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I would explain the joys of fine swine mattress dining, but then all of you yankees would figger out what yer missing and the price of Porkie's feet would go through the roof, so I'll just keep it to myself. Thank you for your wisdom. And let me add....Ain't no part of a pig ought to be buried 'cept the bones. Bill, maybe just the squeal,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashvillebill Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I would explain the joys of fine swine mattress dining, but then all of you yankees would figger out what yer missing and the price of Porkie's feet would go through the roof, so I'll just keep it to myself. Thank you for your wisdom. And let me add....Ain't no part of a pig ought to be buried 'cept the bones. Bill, maybe just the squeal,,, (Don't ask - Don't tell) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 (edited) Hey, my ancestors were German farmers, I remember as a kid, after slaughtering the swine, everything (and I do mean everything) that could not readily be consumed, went into the big pot of my grandmothers, and she cooked it all down and made hog head cheese ...My grandfather loved blood sausage and blood pudding ..., Hey, and then there were the ready made sausage casings .... Edited September 19, 2010 by GrumpyOne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 If I am drunk enough to get into bed with a woman who would WANT to eat a pigs foot I probably deserve to be cut with a knife. -ld Maybe she was trying to help him gnaw his arm off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now