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  1. hey c0urage, check this out: http://www.ppsa.org.ph/ lynn
  2. nope. i think it doesn't download to the pda as a pda program, like excel or word. lynn
  3. infamaous in front sight wtg lynn
  4. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OPEN AND MODIFIED IS A BOX. WHAT'S THE POINT? LYNN P.S. MY WIFE HIT THE CAP LOCK.
  5. checked the uspsa website and he didn't get bumped to b class. musta got caught coming out of one of those topless places with the dancing tables.
  6. my son got into tulane medical school!
  7. Osama's Note Sent to His Cavemates Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns. First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a sign-up sheet near the main cave opening. Second, it's not often that I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while we're taping. Thanks. Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime. We're all in this together. Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying. Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard. Love you lots. Osama
  8. man, do you have your family trained!
  9. hey kory, it's real simple. the uspsa just uses the most recent 6 or 8 classifiers. a couple of your higher classifiers became a year old, or you shot a bunch of classifiers and they just averaged your most recent. that's why your percentage went down. your percentage can go down but your class will not. the person in charge of turning in the scores must have mismarked your division. lynn
  10. if you use jhp or cmj you will not have to clean your comp. lynn check this out: http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?...l=comp+cleaning
  11. Subject: Pay Up Or Else A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" " Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....
  12. we will be using the USPSA self squadding system this year. the link is here: http://www.uspsa.org/squadding/index.php?action=list&indx=31
  13. lynn jones

    Keeping Score

    i had a 1984 toyota p.u., the first dog was a lab, tore the crap out of the bumper, so i just took it off. the second was a shelty collie, it hit the frame and there was nothing but fur left. picture slow motion fur flying towards your face over the hood. btw, do you need 3 kills to be an ace? lynn
  14. they kinda look like my merrels. the vidram soles last a long time. lynn
  15. getting back to your question... i don't own the STI rangemaster, but all of STI products are very good. you can't go wrong buying one. lynn
  16. hi all, maybe someone can answer my question. all of a sudden the work computer will close all the windows that i have open when i open a link that is referenced in this forum or another web page. this is really annoying. any ideas? lynn
  17. lynn jones

    Keeping Score

    one year way back when, i just happen to run over two dogs. i want to do the same thing on my truck. lynn
  18. he probably has chicken lips!
  19. i've met j.michael and he doesn't look a day over 50, but he was way ahead of the curve! lynn
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