lynn jones

no, i don't want one! well, maybe if sti makes one.

here's a neat video http://www.compfused.com/directlink/608/

check this out: http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?...topic=20666&hl=

we all know sam has his hammer down on a open cylinder. happy birthday old man. lynn

used the search function and found: http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?...583&hl=camelbak

ok Buckrun, you win!

did erik warren touch your gun?

waktasz, i think you'd be better off buying a used open gun. lynn

ross frequents these forums now and again. send him a pm. lynn

upon ericw recommendation i bought 4 dmps mags, but those hk mags really look good. lynn

see all the time and grief we're saving you!

Go over and tell him from all of us to shape up or ship out. His stuff is becomming so bad it isn't even funny anymore i haven't meet him yet. if i do met him i'm not saying nothing but good stuff. remember, just because he's put on a little weight , doesn't mean he's forgotten all that martial art training and snap my neck like a twig. lynn

40 WAYS TO PREPARE FOR A MILITARY DEPLOYMENT Unfortunately these kinds of things only get circulated to other Army people because no one else would understand them or appreciate the gallows humor. It's really the other 99.9% of the American public that would benefit from reading and understanding these messages. Have a great day...and God Bless all American servicemen and women! How to Prepare for a Deployment: 1. Sleep on a cot in the garage. 2. Replace the garage door with a curtain. 3. Two hours after you go to sleep, have your wife or girlfriend whip open the curtain, shine a flashlight in your eyes and mumble, "Sorry, wrong cot.". 4. Renovate your bathroom. Hang a green plastic sheet down from the middle of your bathtub and move the showerhead down to chest level. Keep four inches of soapy cold water on the floor. Stop cleaning the toilet and pee everywhere but in the toilet itself. Leave two to three sheets of toilet paper. Or for best effect, remove it altogether. For a more realistic deployed bathroom experience, stop using your bathroom and use a neighbor's. Choose a neighbor who lives at least a quarter mile away. 5. When you take showers, wear flip-flops and keep the lights off. 6. Every time there is a thunderstorm, go sit in a wobbly rocking chair and dump dirt on your head. 7. Put lube oil in your humidifier instead of water and set it on "HIGH" for that tactical generator smell. 8. Don't watch TV except for movies in the middle of the night. Have your family vote on which movie to watch and then show a different one. 9. Leave a lawnmower running in your living room 24 hours a day for proper noise level. 10. Have the paperboy give you a haircut. 11. Once a week, blow compressed air up through your chimney making sure the wind carries the soot across and on to your neighbor's house. Laugh at him when he curses you. 12. Buy a trash compactor and only use it once a week. Store up garbage in the other side of your bathtub. 13. Wake up every night at midnight and have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on a saltine cracker. 14. Make up your family menu a week ahead of time without looking in your food cabinets or refrigerator. Then serve some kind of meat in an unidentifiable sauce poured over noodles. Do this for every meal. 15. Set your alarm clock to go off at random times during the night. When it goes off, jump out of bed and get to the shower as fast as you can. Simulate there is no hot water by running out into your yard and breaking out the garden hose. 16. Once a month, take every major appliance completely apart and put it back together again. 17. Use 18 scoops of coffee per pot and allow it to sit for five or six hours before drinking. 18. Invite at least 185 people you don't really like because of their strange hygiene habits to come and visit for a couple of months. Exchange clothes with them. 19. Have a fluorescent lamp installed on the bottom of your coffee table and lie under it to read books. 20. Raise the thresholds and lower the top sills of your front and back doors so that you either trip over the threshold or hit your head on the sill every time you pass through one of them. 21. Keep a roll of toilet paper on your night stand and bring it to the bathroom with you. And bring your gun and a flashlight. 22. Go to the bathroom when you just have to pass gas, "just in case"...every time. 23. Announce to your family that they have mail, have them report to you as you stand outside your open garage door after supper and then say, "Sorry, it's for the other Smith." 24. Wash only 15 items of laundry per week. Roll up the semi-wet clean clothes in a ball. Place them in a cloth sack in the corner of the garage where the cat pees. After a week, unroll them and without ironing or removing the mildew, proudly wear them to professional meetings and family gatherings. Pretend you don't know what you look or smell like. Enthusiastically repeat the process for another week. 25. Go to the worst crime-infested place you can find, go heavily armed, wearing a flak jacket and a Kevlar helmet. Set up shop in a tent in a vacant lot. Announce to the residents that you are there to help them. 26. Eat a single M&M every Sunday and convince yourself it's for Malaria. 27. Demand each family member be limited to 10 minutes per week for a morale phone call. Enforce this with your teenage daughter. 28. Shoot a few bullet holes in the walls of your home for proper ambiance. 29. Sandbag the floor of your car to protect from mine blasts and fragmentation. 30. While traveling down roads in your car, stop at each overpass and culvert and inspect them for remotely detonated explosives before proceeding. 31. Fire off 50 cherry bombs simultaneously in your driveway at 3:00 a.m. When startled neighbors appear, tell them all is well, you are just registering mortars. Tell them plastic will make an acceptable substitute for their shattered windows. 32. Drink your milk and sodas warm. 33. Spread gravel throughout your house and yard. 34. Make your children clear their Super Soakers in a clearing barrel you placed outside the front door before they come in. 35. Make your family dig a survivability position with overhead cover in the backyard. Complain that the 4x4s are not 8 inches on center and make them rebuild it. 36. Continuously ask your spouse to allow you to go buy an M-Gator. 37. When your 5-year-old asks for a stick of gum, have him find the exact stick and flavor he wants on the Internet and print out the web page. Type up a Form 9 and staple the web page to the back. Submit the paperwork to your spouse for processing. After two weeks, give your son the gum. 38. Announce to your family that the dog is a vector for disease and shoot it. Throw the dog in a burn pit you dug in your neighbor's back yard. 39. Wait for the coldest/ hottest day of the year and announce to your family that there will be no heat/air conditioning that day so you can perform much needed maintenance on the heater/ air conditioner. Tell them you are doing this so they won't get cold/hot. 40. Just when you think you're ready to resume a normal life, order yourself to repeat this process for another six months to simulate the next deployment you've been ordered to support.

hey get this, i jusf found out steven segal lives in my neighborhood. he has a daughter at st. jude childrens hospital. who'd a thunk? lynn

another to avoid is the robert redford movie "the clearing" please put the bullet in my head for watching that stinky pile. lynn

most recent flick that should be avoided is "made"

when i bid on ebay, i do the same, bid what i'm willing to pay. however, always check the retail price. sometimes you can overspend. i like to bid early because i will have the item in my inbox so i won't forget about it. lynn

most excellent! i'm glad to have it. thanks lynn

stupid bumper sticker: 'mean people suck'

she lives in TENNESSEE, not mississippi

And you will know him by the trail of dead sights.

convert your pp's to forward falling. lynn

i'd like to see them try that stunt again in 10 years lynn

not enough!

this should sum it up for you: multiple apperances is no longer a non-disappearing target. 9.9 Scoring of Moving Targets Moving targets will be scored in accordance with the following: 9.9.1 Moving targets which present at least a portion of the highest scoring area when at rest, or which continuously appear and disappear, will always incur failure to shoot at and/or miss penalties (exception see Rule 9.2.4.5). 9.9.2 Moving targets, which do not comply with the above criteria, will not incur failure to shoot at or miss penalties except where Rule 9.9.3 applies. 9.9.3 Moving targets will always incur failure to shoot at and miss penalties if a competitor fails to activate the mechanism, which initiates the target movement.