lynn jones

check this out: http://www.themartialist.com/pecom/hideaway.htm lynn

damn...it's not even friday.

check this out: http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=20885

man, he could'a put an eye out!

EricW yes!

A woman was looking at the animals on display in a pet store. A man walked in and said to the shopkeeper "I'll take a Ramp Monkey, please." The shopkeeper nodded and took a monkey out of a cage. He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it the man, saying, "That'll be $5,000." The man paid and left with the monkey. The surprised woman went to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that's a Ramp Monkey. He can drive tractors, load cargo and guide aircraft into gates. All with no back talk or complaints. He's well worth the money." The woman then spotted a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one" replied the shopkeeper. "That's a "Flight Attendant Monkey, she's attractive and personable. She can serve drinks and meals, and even evacuate passengers from an aircraft in an emergency. A very useful monkey indeed." The woman looked around a little longer and found a monkey with a $50,000 price tag. The shocked woman exclaimed, "This one costs more than all the others put together! What in the world can it do?" "Well," said the shopkeeper, "I've never actually seen him do anything except drink beer and play with his dick. But his papers say he's a Pilot."

hi pat, you should go to the uspsa website around 4-10-05 and put your name on the waiting list. lynn

very nice!

here's my dogs...they never caught a rabbit. scout, the australian shepard. and cassie, the sheltie collie. both worthless. lynn

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. "Guess what, sir?" the clerk said proudly. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!" "Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?!" the manager asked. "That's the one!" said the clerk. "That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me, why is your hand bandaged?" "Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me." A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

we're talkin about a real pistol, right?

ouch!

her loss!

thanks everyone! lynn

well, this just sucks.

i do not know about idpa, but you cannot modify you grips in uspsa. you can add grip tape however. lynn

about 25min lynn

sweet!

you first thought it was paulw

what did i say?

yeah, the guy just pulls the trigger! ouch! hobble hobble....

did that gun slam fire?

long days are great. now wait for the bitching and crying about daylight savings time. lynn

can't take the hint huh?

Subject: Living In 2005 > > Living in 2005: > > You know you're living in 2005 when... > 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. > 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. > 6. When you go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone in a business manner. > 7. You make phone calls from home and accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. > 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. > 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. > 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. > 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. > 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen. > 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years > of your life, is now a cause for panic, and you turn around to go and get it. > 15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. > 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. > 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. > 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. > 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. > 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to! > >