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so we're at the SC State match this weekend. had a great time, great match, stages, etc. excellent revolver squad, all the usual suspects. linda's after party party wasn't too bad either, from what i can remember..... we're shooting stage 4, our second stage. 29 shots, starts out w/ the texas star at @ 10 yds, maybe less. pretty close, no problemo, just don't yiiippp..... so we usually have a few side bets, just to keep it interesting. $5 to get in, gotta clean the star, then if you clean the star, most points wins. no problemo, i'm trying to shoot points anyways, cause' when i go too fast, the wheels fall off, so.... 3 of us get in the bet, of course 'otis, the town drunk' is one. i go first, clean the star, shoot pretty good for me, 38 seconds, down 4 points, so i'm happy. i think the next guy misses the star, can't remember, maybe there was 4 of us.....then otis is up...he cleans the star, then BULLSEYES the rest of the stage, shoots snakeyes..... i think 43 seconds if i remember correctly, NO POINTS DOWN! just so he can win the $$$, he bones the stage! my dear departed mother could have ran it faster than that, he shoulda been low 30's easy, probably less...... pathetic........ then later we get the $5 chrono bet going. high power factor wins. what does 'otis' do? before the chono, he sneaks off like the reptile that he is and OILS HIS BARREL, unbeknownst to everybody else...... i thought i was pretty hot, but only came out 169+, he was 177 after greasin', but henry was shootin' hardball at way over 180, so at least 'otis' didn't win that one....... you just can't trust some people......i should know better......

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Didn't I also hear something about a bet that otis couldn't shoot all head-shots on stage 8? He tried, had 3 mikes, spent lots of time. Still won the match.

Proof that hustlers don't only hang out in poolhalls...

:lol:

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Didn't I also hear something about a bet that otis couldn't shoot all head-shots on stage 8? He tried, had 3 mikes, spent lots of time. Still won the match.

Proof that hustlers don't only hang out in poolhalls...

:lol:

He is still my Hero even if I almost had to pay him $20 for the head shots.

I will say he was sweating a little when he found out they threw out stage 5 after he was playing on 2 of them.

Maybe next year Pat I will see if I can slow him down for you again.

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It's a shame you left the 'after party' a bit early. Cliff, oops, I mean Otis, continued to push his luck. He decided to see how many rude and provocative comments he could make to two very drunk guys (both were younger than he was, bigger than he was, in better shape than he was, but nearly as drunk). It had an odd fascination for those of us watching - waiting to see which of the two insulted young men would lose it first and break Otis' nose, if not most of the rest of him.

There were a few lessons learned. I found out that Otis will be just as happy when missing his favorite silver bullets (Heineken was the sponsor of our 'after party.') Apparently, it makes a big difference if the beer is free.

And Otis learned a new trick, too. Pat Scott taught him how to open a "non-twist open" beer bottle without a bottle opener, by using a small plastic juice bottle. Otis promptly put his new skill to great use. Practice makes perfect.

On a serious note, good to see the Revolver turnout at South Carolina. Since we no longer have Summer Blast, I hope to see more of you at SC & Area 8 matches.

Linda Chico (L-2035)

Columbia SC

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i didn't leave that early......there were about 5 or so left, and a big bottle of tequila if i remember correctly(which is kinda hard, actually....). otis was on a roll, so i figured he's a big boy. ask him about the russians in czech republic.....i'm hangin' w/ a legend.......

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i didn't leave that early......there were about 5 or so left, and a big bottle of tequila if i remember correctly(which is kinda hard, actually....). otis was on a roll, so i figured he's a big boy. ask him about the russians in czech republic.....i'm hangin' w/ a legend.......

Let's just hope he doesn't take too many of us with him. We need plenty of personnel to support the "El Conquistador Classic" memorial match.

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so we're at the SC State match this weekend. had a great time, great match, stages, etc. excellent revolver squad, all the usual suspects. linda's after party party wasn't too bad either, from what i can remember..... we're shooting stage 4, our second stage. 29 shots, starts out w/ the texas star at @ 10 yds, maybe less. pretty close, no problemo, just don't yiiippp..... so we usually have a few side bets, just to keep it interesting. $5 to get in, gotta clean the star, then if you clean the star, most points wins. no problemo, i'm trying to shoot points anyways, cause' when i go too fast, the wheels fall off, so.... 3 of us get in the bet, of course 'otis, the town drunk' is one. i go first, clean the star, shoot pretty good for me, 38 seconds, down 4 points, so i'm happy. i think the next guy misses the star, can't remember, maybe there was 4 of us.....then otis is up...he cleans the star, then BULLSEYES the rest of the stage, shoots snakeyes..... i think 43 seconds if i remember correctly, NO POINTS DOWN! just so he can win the $$$, he bones the stage! my dear departed mother could have ran it faster than that, he shoulda been low 30's easy, probably less...... pathetic........ then later we get the $5 chrono bet going. high power factor wins. what does 'otis' do? before the chono, he sneaks off like the reptile that he is and OILS HIS BARREL, unbeknownst to everybody else...... i thought i was pretty hot, but only came out 169+, he was 177 after greasin', but henry was shootin' hardball at way over 180, so at least 'otis' didn't win that one....... you just can't trust some people......i should know better......

We can not refer to our hero in such a bad way. Let us all remember that we are speaking of "Headshot Cliff", our Grand Imperial Majestic Revolver Ruler. Such insubordination shall be dealt with by the "NC Chapter " of the Cliff Walsh Fan Club.

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i didn't leave that early......there were about 5 or so left, and a big bottle of tequila if i remember correctly(which is kinda hard, actually....). otis was on a roll, so i figured he's a big boy. ask him about the russians in czech republic.....i'm hangin' w/ a legend.......

Let's just hope he doesn't take too many of us with him. We need plenty of personnel to support the "El Conquistador Classic" memorial match.

this is what's scaring me.......we now have 3 DAYS to run amok in lovely southern Iowa.......as our lawyer, we have to look to you for fiduciary council.....or at least point us to the good bars....there were nothing but 'bluehairs' at the Casino........

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Hate I missed this match, sounds like me and OTIS would get along just FINE!!!!!!! :cheers:

Randal,

Otis is a professional. You have an awful lot of drunken debauchery to go before you get to this level. You are a legend in a few states in the southeast. Otis has a national reputation for inane side bets and foolish acts while under the influence. He would be a great mentor for you. :cheers:

Linda Chico (L-2035)

2009 SC State Match Statistician

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Bigsexdog,

Apparently ol' Otis is craftier than he looks.

Anything subliminal in this post???

:D:D:D:D:D:D

If I included anything subliminal, I assure you it was purely intentional. ;)

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You all have misunderstood poor Cliff !

He hates alcohol and is doing is best to rid the world of it....one can or bottle at a time. He's sorta like a super hero.....Beer Man!

Like Cliff always says: "it's for the children"

:cheers:

Dave

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You all have misunderstood poor Cliff !

He hates alcohol and is doing is best to rid the world of it....one can or bottle at a time. He's sorta like a super hero.....Beer Man!

Like Cliff always says: "it's for the children"

:cheers:

Dave

I cannot believe you wrote 'Cliff' & 'children' in the same sentence! To quote you from another thread "Now I'm going to wake up screaming........again! "

Linda Chico (L-2035)

2009 SC State Match Statistician

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You all have misunderstood poor Cliff !

He hates alcohol and is doing is best to rid the world of it....one can or bottle at a time. He's sorta like a super hero.....Beer Man!

Like Cliff always says: "it's for the children"

:cheers:

Dave

I cannot believe you wrote 'Cliff' & 'children' in the same sentence! To quote you from another thread "Now I'm going to wake up screaming........again! "

Linda Chico (L-2035)

2009 SC State Match Statistician

:roflol:

Dave

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