AikiDale Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Monday or Tuesday, date and time to be made known in a later email, I will report for 90 minutes of re-education at my place of employment. I am to bring two forms of identification: one from list B and one from list C, or, one form of identification from list A. I must also bring a voided check or my bank routing and account numbers. I must fill out the government forms which indicate years in prison and thousands of dollars in fines if not filled out correctly. This is to insure I am neither a terrorist nor illegal immigrant, that I am who I say I am and that I am eligible for employment in the United States. My employer is compelled to this of course by the same insidious fascist government which required I produce the same documents of identification and financial institutions 7 years ago at the time of my initial hiring, and which since that time has directly deposited my share of my earnings in that same bank account and twice monthly has skimmed off the top all requested government tribute before doing so. If this is what our troops are fighting for in Mesopotamia...., no, I don't want to get political. Let's just leave it at that. "When in the course of human events...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Unintended Consequences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Sorry Dale When I had a high level clearance I had to show every place I ever lived, worked, traveled to every traffic ticket ect. The FBI would recheck you every few years..and I had to go through every single detail again...and again...and again. you would think they could use the info previously given....but NOOOO....do it all again from the start I feel for you...this stuff sucks Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SA Friday Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Look at it this way fella's, they haven't called in the polygraph yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxshooter Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Call the ACLU. I forgot they are to busy helping illegal aliens or the welfare crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted July 27, 2007 Author Share Posted July 27, 2007 "...I have no recollection Senator." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viggen Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Empire works like that. Sigh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 +1 on that one but it was fun saying I am not at liberty to discuss that, you dont have a need to know, your clearance isnt high enough and my fav was I think I was sick that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 (edited) Just wait til socialized healthcare starts. Its coming, almost for sure. Edited July 28, 2007 by BSeevers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear23 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Time to revist "Atlas Shrugged". Who is John Galt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Metal Only Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Look at it this way fella's, they haven't called in the polygraph yet That's on the next days schedule, Then blood,urine,hair and body fluid sample Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted August 2, 2007 Author Share Posted August 2, 2007 After putting my name, address, phone and social security number on a dozen pieces of paper I asked if they had not heard of computers. The reply was an electronic signature was not legal and they had to have all these signatures. Oh yeah, and then an employee was going to enter all this paper work into a computer. When I suggested an html based entry form which could populate all the forms then print out the paper for a signature I got the deer in the headlights look. Of course, that was nothing like the non-sequitor stare I got when I reminded them Clinton signed the legislation enabling legal electronic signatures. Just fill out the forms.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Man Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Did they allow blue ink for signatures or did they make you use black ink? I am serious and curious. FM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted August 2, 2007 Author Share Posted August 2, 2007 That did not come up this time but where it has in the past blue was preferred to ensure it was not a fax or copied form rather than the original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Man Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Use blue for your own protection. FM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folsoml Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 (edited) Use blue for your own protection. FM Serious and curious as well. How does blue protect you (besides being instantly clear it's not a copy or fax)? Edited August 2, 2007 by folsoml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IPSCDRL Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Thats the idea however more and more (even low end) office machines will copy in color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgary Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 In the good ol' days, signing in red would really turn them inside-out <evil grin> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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