tightloop Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 All points earned on any given day are wiped clean at the end of that day and you start the next day at zero. True. Unfortunately, negative points are never wiped clean. They carry over and accumulate. If you don't believe it, start an argument and you will hear about transgressions you commited in 1978. Especially if they involve Tina. Tony Peculiar, how many of us remember Tina.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgary Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 All points earned on any given day are wiped clean at the end of that day and you start the next day at zero. See, that's the thing that has always puzzled me. I *know* how to earn points. I *know* how to lose them all in an instant. What I've never figured out is how to redeem them for treats and prizes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowhand Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 My ex wife tried to redeem her points as part of the "equitable distribution agreement". Now there is a contradiction in terms. Really now, is our fault we are not fully evolved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38superman Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 All points earned on any given day are wiped clean at the end of that day and you start the next day at zero. True. Unfortunately, negative points are never wiped clean. They carry over and accumulate. If you don't believe it, start an argument and you will hear about transgressions you commited in 1978. Especially if they involve Tina. Tony Peculiar, how many of us remember Tina.... I don't remember Tina. However, I do remember Shelly (and Joyce) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Pardner, you missed the boat not knowing Tina.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Pardner, you missed the boat not knowing Tina.... Yep .... Lucky for me "Tina" smoked... it was like licking an ash tray. Lucky in that I found the Wife have now. much beter deal and she shoots and no ash tray tast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 "How many points do you lose if you forget your wife's birthday?" That's a guaranteed Go-to-Jail card and don't earn ANY credit points for... well... maybe a whole year, I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokshwn Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Due to a binding settlement agreement I am not allowed to post in this thread. but I could burn this one down, trust me. Give her hell, Bet I can hang with you all day long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 My ex used to call it "Pu**y in the Bank" when he did something positive (that may've merited "points", depending on they system you had in place). We had more laughs over that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Due to a binding settlement agreement I am not allowed to post in this thread. but I could burn this one down, trust me. Give her hell, Bet I can hang with you all day long Now Smoke, we're buds, I was just giving fair warning. BELIEVE me, check the LATINA thread, the hints were there, even a YEAR ago... And hence another rule. Only date a Latina if you are a compeititve guy, and therefore must have THE trump card for the "my girl has a temper" exchanges. When someone starts up with "yeah, my wife is.... [redhead, Italian, Irish, German, a trained suicide bomber] just lean back and smile, cuz............ you win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokshwn Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 After my last one, I have found out Latina got nothing on post crazy, psychoanalyzed, rebirthed, rich girls......nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 (edited) Ahhhh you guys got nuttin.....I was married to the...ANTIWIFE She was so mean she could make SATAN blush....cats and dogs would run for thier lives at the sight of her. Grown men would cower and be turned to stone with just a glance......and and and....well maybe she wasnt THAT bad...but she was a mean one Jim Oh I forgot to mention she INVENTED PMS...and had it 27 day a month Edited July 18, 2007 by GentlemanJim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Ahhhh you guys got nuttin.....I was married to the...ANTIWIFE She was so mean she could make SATAN blush....cats and dogs would run for thier lives at the sight of her. Grown men would cower and be turned to stone with just a glance......and and and....well maybe she wasnt THAT bad...but she was a mean one Jim Oh I forgot to mention she INVENTED PMS...and had it 27 day a month You mean that she did not have your affection for restoring old cars...tell the truth, now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 My ex used to call it "Pu**y in the Bank" when he did something positive (that may've merited "points", depending on they system you had in place). We had more laughs over that. Pu**y in the Bank...well, never had the inclination for a Bank Job too many security cameras, and she always kept the key to the safety deposit box where I could not get to it...where did you keep the key, Siggy? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 It was all calculated on the honor system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38superman Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 (edited) It was all calculated on the honor system. Honor system? Oh yeah I remember that. Goes something like this: She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and he was honor and offer all night. Edited July 18, 2007 by 38superman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Well as far as demerits go..they CAN be offset. Chocolate Flowers A gentle kiss on the cheek Pure carbon...(diamonds) Heavy metals...(gold platinum) Doing the laundry for her..(including using the proper chemicals and water temps..on each type) Doing dishes...(well we wont go there) Whisper sweet nothings...(those three little words wont hurt)...NO...not ...whats for dinner! Rubbing her feet after a long day Take out the trash...(without being held at gunpoint) Knowing her birthday any your aniversary are a must...(i have them tatooed on my eyelids for easy recall) Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I do have fond mamaries of Tina, Drew, Laurie, Sara, well you got the idea, that class reunion, well, I should not have taken the wife to that get together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 "...fond mamaries..." You gotta be kidding......!!!...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 "...fond mamaries..." You gotta be kidding......!!!...... I thought that was clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 "...fond mamaries..." You gotta be kidding......!!!...... Siggy, I don't think Zman kids about those things...but I wonder about his fond mammaries of Drew????? My son is named Drew for goodness sakes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 "...fond mamaries..." You gotta be kidding......!!!...... Siggy, I don't think Zman kids about those things...but I wonder about his fond mammaries of Drew????? My son is named Drew for goodness sakes... The Drew I was having fond mammaries about was the "head" chearleader OH yeah, I can see those old fashion chearleading skirts right now if I close my eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Ok Z...how do you schmoose the ladies to discount your MANY demerits??????? We can take it ....just tell us Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stubbicatt Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 As with points and all of that... remember the 4 Noble Truths of Buddhism, #1 Life is suffering, #2 suffering is caused by attachment. (There are others of course)... If you don't get too attached to any particular woman it works better for you. In my experience it is better to have and maintain close relationships with many at the same time... its good to keep one's distance. IF they find out the arrangement, it kindles an aggressive competitive spirit, and they go out of their way to prove that they are better than the others... NO demerits, no points, no nothing. Just keep them back on their heels and you won't have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 zhunter is sooooo badly in debt with negative demerits that he probably just plain doesn't care any more. He's now a rogue "point" man with nothing to lose....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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