geezer-lock Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 I received an e-mail note from a lady(?) today and she said “I want to be rapped by your big pennies”. Any idea why someone would want to be hit with a roll of pennies? I know about S&M but that sounds a little extreme even for those people. There is so much that I don’t understand. David C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 (edited) David These young people have some really peculiar requests..suggest you arrange a personal meeting..things really go better face to face... Edited June 30, 2006 by tightloop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Please forward her e-mail address!!! It seems I have not tried that and I am trying to broaden my horizons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Sick. ...but funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Man Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Another unintended result of off-shore outsourcing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Zhunter Your horizons are broader than most now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Another possibility, Beat the rap Slang; to escape punishment or be acquitted of a charge. Perhaps in her poor English she was trying to tell you she wants your money to save her in court from false charges brought upon her by an evil prosecutor and she is probably too old for the Christian Children's Fund to help. Was there any other information in the email? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezer-lock Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 . Was there any other information in the email? Yes, but that was confusing as well. She said that she had a patch "to make you pennies very much larger than 5inches minimum". David C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Those are some big pennies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFlowers Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Guess that gives new meaning to "is that a roll of pennies in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?". Most likely its either very bad english, an offshore email run through bad translating software, or an attempt to disguise another "P" word from spam/content filters. James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 I received an e-mail note from a lady(?) today and she said “I want to be rapped by your big pennies”. Any idea why someone would want to be hit with a roll of pennies? I know about S&M but that sounds a little extreme even for those people. There is so much that I don’t understand. David C Most likely - J Flowers has it right. Spam filters would pick up and block raped and penis. Please forward the link to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezer-lock Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 You guys are "two smart". The message looked like this: “I want too be RAP pED by you very large PEN nIeS.! I have four sail P@tch four to make you PEN nIeS very much larger then 5Inches minimum”. David C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 (edited) Tell her you already have a roll of silver dollars Edited June 30, 2006 by BSeevers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 What JFlowers and BSeevers said!! Kinda reminds entirely me of that thread with the carved wooden four-poster bed thing.... And you remember THAT one, don't you...?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 ZhunterYour horizons are broader than most now.. So why not keep expandning then, the trend has already been set Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 (edited) God's truth: So I'm watering the flowers in my front yard, me, a mild mannered middle aged Asian American boomer, when two PYT's wearing short shorts and shorter tank tops come jogging down the road. "Hey, Mister, can you spray us down? We're really HOT..." My wife doesn't believe me, but, hey, what else could I do? They asked.... Edited July 1, 2006 by kevin c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 God's truth:So I'm watering the flowers in my front yard, me, a mild mannered middle aged Asian American boomer, when two PYT's wearing short shorts and shorter tank tops come jogging down the road. "Hey, Mister, can you spray us down? We're really HOT..." My wife doesn't believe me, but, hey, what else could I do? They asked.... Sure Good thing you had the 500 ft garden hose hooked up so you could chase them down the block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 God's truth:So I'm watering the flowers in my front yard, me, a mild mannered middle aged Asian American boomer, when two PYT's wearing short shorts and shorter tank tops come jogging down the road. "Hey, Mister, can you spray us down? We're really HOT..." My wife doesn't believe me, but, hey, what else could I do? They asked.... Sounds like an interesting situation... PYT's, Short shorts, wet tank tops = tent time for Kevin.... Now isn't that Really why your wife was upset? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 God's truth:So I'm watering the flowers in my front yard, me, a mild mannered middle aged Asian American boomer, when two PYT's wearing short shorts and shorter tank tops come jogging down the road. "Hey, Mister, can you spray us down? We're really HOT..." My wife doesn't believe me, but, hey, what else could I do? They asked.... That is called, Being in the RIGHT place at the RIGHT TIME!!!!!!! ZH is envious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSMITH Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Kevin, I would have gotten in trouble too, but I damn sure would have done it too!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 sometimes you just got to smile and go with it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Kevin's wife was upset because he fell asleep when there was work to be done. Sweet dreams, Kevin! Liota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Kevin's wife was upset because he fell asleep when there was work to be done. Sweet dreams, Kevin! Liota Actually, what my wife doesn't believe is that I actually sprayed them down. And actually, my wife looks pretty darn good in a wet T-shirt, thank you. She looks and acts about twenty years younger than she is (think Nemo's wife, only Asian). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Well, since you brought it up...lets see some pictures... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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