Merlin Orr Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 The dinner party's over. Your parents are there. Your in-laws are there. Your boss and his wife are there. Your Pastor is there. You're all settling down for a nice relaxing evening. Then in walks the dog . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Now, that's sorta the canine equivalent of leaving your handgun out where your kid can get at it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 that's not my dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I hope it was cleaned before its next use..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I actually have a lady friend who had something like that happen during the move from one house to another Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuildSF4 Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Dude, that's funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
achard Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I didn't know your dog knows how to use that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Shooter Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Dog?? What dog? I don't own a dog!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Bwaahaaahaaaa That would bring on an umcomfortable silence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 28, 2005 Author Share Posted July 28, 2005 BwaahaaahaaaaThat would bring on an umcomfortable silence <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, it did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Eric describes the dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Well that pretty much gives a new definition for the phrase "Every now and again an old dog finds a bone." BTW, is the dog house Mrs. Orr is making you sleep in comfortable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 28, 2005 Author Share Posted July 28, 2005 Eric describes the dog <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That is Funny! First time for that site...not the last. As to the pictured dog.. What makes you think the bitch is gay???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 28, 2005 Author Share Posted July 28, 2005 Well that pretty much gives a new definition for the phrase "Every now and again an old dog finds a bone."BTW, is the dog house Mrs. Orr is making you sleep in comfortable? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh No... I grown VERY accustomed to it over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 That is wrong on SOOOOO many levels! Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 That reminds me of the Steve Martin movie "LA" (I think?) Similar circumstances, except the lights go out during a dinner party. In the dark you hear..."Ah, I've found the flashlight", CLICK, Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! About that time the lights come back on and it's not a flashlight! Nolan Skilled, but otherwise unremarkable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hey QuicksDraw! Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I'm dyin to know what the firsts words that were said and by whom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Nolan, I think it was Parenthood. And I think the grandmother found the "flashlight." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Ding! Correct answer. Vanna, what prize do we have for contestant number 3? 2 D cell batteries! Nolan Skilled, but otherwise unremarkable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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