Merlin Orr Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 It was a Sunday morning, a little before 8.00 am, on the first hole of my local course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker. "Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!!" I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee." I again ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled: "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE!!!" I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back... "WOULD THE a_-hole WITH THE MICROPHONE KINDLY KEEP QUIET AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!" I hate that guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Cheely Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 ROTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 LOL...nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopalong Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folsoml Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 If he is going to present it as a question, he should be prepared for the answer to be, "NO!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggorloader Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Good thing your group didn't try to enforce the unsaid rule that you must play with your pants dropped until your second shot clears the Women's tees. Then the announcer would really be quacking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timamal Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Very Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Very funny and way to go Merlin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRe Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Inquiring minds want to know.... were you playing DO??? :lol: or did you have a skirt in the bag?? hee hee hee..... been on or behind those tees for 2nd or 3rd shots more times than I care to count! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al503 Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Good thing your group didn't try to enforce the unsaid rule that you must play with your pants dropped until your second shot clears the Women's tees.Then the announcer would really be quacking. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's usually pants down around the ankles AND sucking your thumb until you hole out with the guys I play with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 16, 2005 Author Share Posted July 16, 2005 Inquiring minds want to know.... were you playing DO??? :lol: or did you have a skirt in the bag?? hee hee hee.....been on or behind those tees for 2nd or 3rd shots more times than I care to count! :lol: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now you all know that I am joking... _ Although I most certanly have made more than one -second shot from behing the red tees... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay1 Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 I don't chase that white ball around, I embarrass myself enough during matches. Rick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 What Clay1 said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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