Youngeyes Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 "I went to a batchelor party...my wife was in the movie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightUp_OG Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 "Watch out for this guy, he will buy you a bottle of beer then squeeze the Schlitz out of you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wagonburner Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 I'd like to have that girl back,already had her front... Groucho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
45 Raven Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 I was so ugly when I was born the doctor slapped my mother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solaritx Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 My wife said she wanted to have sex in the back seat of our car.....and She wanted me to be driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmanktm Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Smith Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.Rodney Dangerfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatsauce Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said "Are you Louise?" She said, "Are you Rodney?" I said, "Yeah." She said, "I'm not Louise." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 "Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 I'll bet that hat comes with a free bowl of soup! Looks good on you though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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