dajarrel Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "Some people might say, 'Who would want to be 90?' And I say, 'Anyone who is 89.'" - Phyllis Diller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Living till 90 sure seems more attractive to me now than it did when I was 20... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 If I'm going to be forced to live to be 90, then they'd better find a cure for arthritis pretty damn' soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted October 14, 2004 Author Share Posted October 14, 2004 Isn't that the truth!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 My mother said not to get old, she says it is the worst thing she has ever done.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Getting old stinks, but it beats the known alternative. Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
et45 Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 You know you are getting old when you see a young hottie and think to yourself "Damn,I bet you have a good looking mother". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 et45 Who thinks that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Hummmm? Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Ankeny Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Yeah, and you know you are a dirty old man when you think about a three way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Yeah, and you know you are a dirty old man when you think about a three way. Perhaps a "normal" old man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Merlin Ain't nothing normal about you Me either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 MerlinAin't nothing normal about you Me either... I THINK I will take that as a compliment... Thing about it is - You do know me!....so what can I say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Run n Gun Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 You know you're getting old when the cops all look like kids! Ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Turns out the local county deputy medical examiner is a 'kid' as well. Damn. A nice Italian boy. And he's married, too. Double-damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Hang in there VixZen..one day there will be one that won't be married... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Damn. A nice Italian boy. Aaahhh, the good ole latin charm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 When I turned 35 or so, I realized I was officially a Creepy Old Guy.® Since then I've embraced Creepy Old Guyosity. One of my favorite things to do is to "hit on" a girl between 18 and 25, knowing fully well she will shut me down without hesitation. Then, after I go through the standard, "older sister" and "cousin" interrogation, I ask, "Is your mom married?" Hijinx then ensue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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