Run n Gun Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fife is using that seat?" The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!" The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 The answer to that is to throw both of them out the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Bwah hahahahahahahaha!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 London, The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle-aged French lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans..You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?" The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please lady, may I sit there? I'm very tired." The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant." The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 It's good to be the rude American... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james h Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 even better to be the watching Englishman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 We may be rude but, like all of our bad habits, we inherited it from either the French or the English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 heey-hey-hay... I am responsible for my own bad habits. Thank ya very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 We may be rude but, like all of our bad habits, we inherited it from either the French or the English. I always thought most of the American people's ancestors were Dutch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 We are a pretty rude mix of everyone who was not doing well in Europe, or who was about to get caught. I can confess to Dutch, English and Irish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fife is using that seat?" The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!" The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window! London, The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle-aged French lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans..You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?" The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please lady, may I sit there? I'm very tired." The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant." The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window." Is there an echo in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 I can confess to Dutch, English and Irish. English, Irish and Cherokee here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Italian, English, Cherokee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasag93 Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 German, Cherokee, and alot of other stuff I can't remember. TXAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Does an Asian American w/ Irish first and middle names count as? Kevin C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Italian, English, Cherokee... A proper hot blooded savage who can cook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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