rhino Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 How to Identify SiG Lady in a Crowd: The miniature redhead . . . So ... look for the Hobbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGlock36 Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 You're kidding, Rhino has a Stealth Mode...NO WAY!!!a purple spandex suit with lightning bolts down each leg and a feather boa, that is real stealth... Well I just have to say LMFAO Kind of reminds me of a certain Adam Sandler movie that involved a certain penguine(sp?). :D :D Paul Franklin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmitz Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 There's no need advertising with your real names. You're all already famous over here in Europe (by name, alias or pict.) Bye, Wile E. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 (RE: "Hobbit") No, not THAT 'miniature'...! (not that ugly, either!) Just keep your eyes peeled for, well, I think the word is "petite." Hard-to-find-clothes-that-fit petite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 (RE: "Hobbit") No, not THAT 'miniature'...! (not that ugly, either!) Just keep your eyes peeled for, well, I think the word is "petite." Hard-to-find-clothes-that-fit petite. Hobbits aren't ugly! Most of 'em are kinda cute (like the little kid hobbits in the movies). There is the thing with the giant feet with fur on the tops, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I actually believe that both of my sisters are actually hobbits, of the rare bald-footed variety. One of them claims to be 5'4" and the other claims to be 5'3", but I think that's somewhat ... optimistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Rhino do your sisters pass the real Hobbit test, do they live in the hollow of a tree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmitz Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Schmitz= Henny Schmitz (interests: IPSC/PORSCHE/BE-forum) Not easy to overlook with my 6'8" (2.04m no shoes). Hope to meet you all on a match somewhere. Please outdoor Nick name: Wile E. Coyote (my Avatar) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 [color=navyI think the word is "petite." Hard-to-find-clothes-that-fit petite. I can relate to this. Hence the apparent over abundance of "low ports" in the stages I put together, and the confusingly high number of "high ports" in other peoples. I'm just happy that I could see over the counter for the mini-mart classifier. I have a solution for this though, since I don't seem to be growing upwards anymore I make up for it by growing outwards. but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Yes, beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 do your sisters pass the real Hobbit test, do they live in the hollow of a tree? I am not at liberty to answer that question directly, but I can say that their doors are circular with doorknobs in the center. And their mailing addresses are "c/o General Delivery, Hobbiton, The Shire." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Dude You need to take that act of yours on the road...Vegas Baby!!! It is too much the way you approach some things, maybe the engineer training, Soil Mechanics, etc., it cracks me up... HMHWIFOOTCL Hurt my head when I fell out of the chair laughing. Tell your sisters to be on the lookout for Bilbo Baggin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmist10 Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 The Ninja (aka Rhino) will stealthly be hiding in plain sight and only recognizable by the split in the back of his purple pants with lightening bolts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 I'm actually very demure and reserved in person. I'm very shy. Introverted, even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpolans Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 mpolans = Mark Polansky Jr. Currently shooting in Waco, TX; used to shoot in Virginia; Maryland; Heidelberg, Germany and lots of other places in europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Rhino Almost every standup comedian I have ever seen interviewed says they are shy and somewhat introverted.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted April 2, 2004 Author Share Posted April 2, 2004 I'm actually very demure and reserved in person. I'm very shy. Introverted, even. LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! Humberdink! Humberdink! Humberdink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Almost every standup comedian I have ever seen interviewed says they are shy and somewhat introverted.. That's interesting! Please also refer to Shooter Grrl's commentary following your message, as she has properly assessed the situation. I guess sometimes my absurdities are not quite as obvious as others! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 In Rhino's very appropriate defense I'll say that he is one increadible character to know... But that is around friends... My experience is that around unknowns our friend Rhino is a wall flower!!! ...BTW did I ever mention that I'M the one that invited Rhino to come play here,,,just like hollywood,,,no love for the agent!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 ...BTW did I ever mention that I'M the one that invited Rhino to come play here,,,just like hollywood,,,no love for the agent!!! Uh, would you believe the check is in the mail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Humberdink! Humberdink! Humberdink![/b][/size] Not in my dictionary. What is Humberdink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Got me Aiki, I thought that Humperdink guy was some kinda' hot shot piano player. SG, are you telling us that on top of all his other talents, Rhino is a hot shot piano player too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted April 3, 2004 Author Share Posted April 3, 2004 It's a line from the movie Princess Bride - go rent it - you won't be disappointed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Any sword fighting or gun play in the movie, SG? Sounds suspiciously like a chick flick to me. I need gratuitous violence to keep my attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 There's lots of sword fighting and slapstick violence. It's an excellent comedy starring Cary Elwes, Robyn Wright, Mandy Patinkin, Billy Crystal, Wallace Shawn, and a bunch of others. I have no ability to play the piano, however. <-- not humor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Alrighty then! Maybe tonight. Bummer Rhino, I don't play the piano either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdj Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 There's lots of sword fighting and slapstick violence. It's an excellent comedy starring Cary Elwes, Robyn Wright, Mandy Patinkin, Billy Crystal, Wallace Shawn, and a bunch of others.I have no ability to play the piano, however. <-- not humor! Seconded. Princess Bride is a wonderful movie with one of the all time great signature lines: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." On the other topic, perhaps Rhino could wear gold and spandex and fake it? Kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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