EricW Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 I think we really owe it to the boys to come up with the most outlandish topics possible to pitch and run in Handguns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted January 6, 2004 Author Share Posted January 6, 2004 I'll start: Fishnet Stockings: An Unsportsmanlike Tactical Advantage or Just Good Fashion Sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Custom Concealed Carry Mossberg 8 shot Pump. Tactical Engraving tecniques could save your life. 8 cell flashlights for home defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 'Spandex on the Range--Pros and Cons.' Exclusive interviews! Dazzling Photos!(of course) Bonus! BE's Top Twelve posting members bare it all in a supplementary calendar with your subscription renewal!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 "Your guns is a piece of crap...your trigger control sucks...your stance and grip is pathetic...and, you dress like a dork." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Flex, correction: your mother dresses you like a dork. 1. 22lr v's 500Linebaugh, which is best for home defence? 2. 22lr v's 500Linebaugh, which is best for IDPA? 3. 22lr v's 500Linebaugh, which is best for the Mother in Law? which is a run on from #1 4. 22lr v's 500Linebaugh, which is most likely to make the publisher the most money with the smallest outlay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Sweeney Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 You aren't thinking grand enough. "Models wearing clothes from the shrink-wrap collection; concealed-carry holsters that work" "Correspondence course Law Degrees; Which really help, post-shooting?" "One-handed malfunction clearance techniques while rappelling." I do like the fishnet idea. Duane, I get to pitch it first since I gave you the IPSC vs. IDPA field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hey QuicksDraw! Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 "Learn to be a custom gunsmith with tools found in your kitchen!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 "Shooting from a Moving Bicycle--a Lost Art" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Norris Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Best .25ACP ammo for bear defense Hollywood SWAT.....Fact or Fiction Race Holsters for your Lorcin and Hi Point Mexican Carrying your Glock Effectively Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORCA Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Lesbian Nazi hookers, kidnapped by space aliens and forced into weight reduction clinics. -Could concealed carry have prevented thier ordeal? "Appalacian Americans in desperate gun fight for survival against urban terrorists", or "Hillbillys go on a rampaging shooting spree in New York City". -You decide. Why do IDPA shooter hate IPSC shooters? Is it gun envy or penis envy? - You decide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 "Enlarge the Size of Your Barrel! Proudly Blow Away the Competition--Maybe Blow Away Your Gun! Guranteed!!" Case histories with torrid photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Watch out S_I! HiPoint Raceguns vie for Supremacy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogmaDog Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 "Dramatically improve your accuracy by moving the target closer" "More stable shooting stance: Tie shoelaces together" "New tactical hankerchief blows the snot out of the competition" "Cor-bon's high-velocity subsonic magnum powerhouse!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 All these should make great topics for articles. I would suggest that "tatical" be inserted as the first, middle and next to last word on every suggestion we have made. This would insure acceptace with/from all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shred Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Chrome or Gold for your pimp gun? .. I guess that should be "Tactical Chrome or Tactical Gold for your Tactical Pimp gun?" or how about: "Proven Throwdown Techniques" "Your children as moving target stands. A Range Test!" "Chronograph Secrets of the Grand Masters. Learn how!" (see: here if you don't remember the flashlight story) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Hosercam Reveals All! Dramatic Tactical Footage of SiG Lady's gunsmith tripping over rug in IDPA Match! RO Caught Napping! Tactical Dispute Rages On After Six Months!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 The .17 HMR Goes To The Dark Continent or The Tactical Use Of The .17 HMR Tactical In The Tactically Challenging Dark Continent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 jhgtyre - BYE JOVE - I believe we've got it! Appeal to the unwashed masses. Oh Yea - Tactical Pimp Gun...does it have a gold plated Surefire hangin..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Mink Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Lesbian Nazi hookers, kidnapped by space aliens and forced into weight reduction clinics. That doth ring a bell. UHF perhaps? OK, my contribution: Pro-Grip, it's got more uses than you can imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Do traditional camo patterns work in the Mall? .22LR, Modern loads extend range several yards JackBoots, For the Tactical Thug Dirty Harry VS Batman, Who would Win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Part 1 Why suburban house-wives need an SUV. Part 2 Knives that match your Gucci bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted January 6, 2004 Author Share Posted January 6, 2004 The Dillon Aero MiniGun: Adequate for Home Defense, or just another underpowered deer rifle? Conceal Your Mini-Gun!!: Casual Tactical Vest Roundup Mega-Magnum-Power Lineup: Handguns Tests the Latest Offerings in Penis-Length Compensators 50 BMG Silhouette Pistols - Adequate Knockdown Power Beyond 75 Yards? Centerfold Gun o' the Month: Gold-Plated Desert Eagle in .78 Action Express with high-end checkering and carry-bevel treatment. Tactical Knife Roundup: Is Carrying Only Two Folding Tactical Fillet Knives Really An Adequate Street Survival Strategy? MOTHRA ATTACKS!!! Handguns and Ammo for Special Contingencies While Godzilla and Rodan are on Holiday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shred Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 "Beretta 92 vs '92 Chevy Beretta" ... wait, somebody already did that. http://home.earthlink.net/~kayrock21/gtu_art1.html (alas, without the pictures) Even a C/D tester could discern major differences between the two Beretti at a glance. The Italian version lacks a Vista Vent sunroof, an overhead consolette, and an electric remote trunk release even as options, for example, whereas its U.S. counterpart offers all three. But before scoring a point in favor of Our Side, note that the Italian rapscallion's standard equipment includes a reversible magazine catch, a rear sight driftable for windage, and a rotating firing pin, ideas GM product planners probably haven't even fed into Ross Perot's old computers yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Centerfold Gun o' the Month: Gold-Plated Desert Eagle ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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