outerlimits Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Chuck Norris turns 70 today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Yeah, I heard this on the radio this morning. Hard to believe. Happy Birthday Chuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Does he care? I think not. Could you imagine the guy at a retirement village, I daren't use the term old folks home in case he see it, he would straighten that place out by lunch time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerTrace Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Does he care? I think not. Could you imagine the guy at a retirement village, I daren't use the term old folks home in case he see it, he would straighten that place out by lunch time. After being asked thousands of times over the years if I knew him, I finally got to meet Chuck Norris and his brother yesterday. They were made "Honorary Texas Rangers" for they work they have done in Texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Trace, YOU SMILED! lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic_jon Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Does he care? I think not. Could you imagine the guy at a retirement village, I daren't use the term old folks home in case he see it, he would straighten that place out by lunch time. After being asked thousands of times over the years if I knew him, I finally got to meet Chuck Norris and his brother yesterday. They were made "Honorary Texas Rangers" for they work they have done in Texas. Right after that he was at my Niece's school for his Kickstart program belt ceremony. He handed out all of the belts to people who had earned them. He spoke for a few minutes and told us that we should take pictures of him in a suit because it does not happen that often, He is a very amazing man that has done a lot of good for kids with the Kickstart program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gohuskers Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds. The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris’ age is to cut him in half and count the rings. Sorry I couldn't help myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 I don't think you would be able to cut him in half, I am certain there ain't a saw around that would make it through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpygravy Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds. The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris’ age is to cut him in half and count the rings. Sorry I couldn't help myself A couple of my favs: Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down. Before the Bogey Man goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds. The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings. Sorry I couldn't help myself A couple of my favs: Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down. Before the Bogey Man goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. -ld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Chuck would squat to pee in front of Jack Bauer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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