Nooooo!
Am I missing something?
I am getting the feeling that you are going to be holding on to one of the sticks and shooting way off balance, both strong and support hand.
While that might be fun I don't think Lew wants to build anything like that sturdy enough to hold me up again...He used me as the crash test dummie for the swaying bridge and the cart stages in years past... I couldn't tell much by the word.document that Jeff gave me but I took them to be small angled ports to shoot threw.