This post has got to be include in the Best of BE.
First, we have the audacity of the OP on full display. He clearly has no idea where he is. Glorious I say, Glorious.
Next, we have some long time members trying to help him out. OPs second post was pretty good. I almost bought it for a second. Thought for sure they Mods were about to drop a hammer. Waiting with baited breath I was.
Then the Mods come in and show amazing restraint. I thought for sure they step on themselves and then step in a pile too but they didn't. The OP even dared them to. Ballsy for sure. I think someone has hacked their account TBH.
And then, just like it started, it was over.
Bravo Gentlemen, Bravo!