>HOW DO YOU CATCH MALARIA?
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>At school one day, the lady teacher was having a question time, asking the
>children:
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>"Do any of you children know how do people catch malaria?"
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>Silence, then up jumped little Johnny who had just returned from PNG, and
>waved his hand saying "miss, miss, I know miss"
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>As nobody else replied, she asked for Johnny's answer, and he said:
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>"Skeeters, miss - skeeters"
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>She said "That's correct Johnny, good boy - but it is pronounced Mosquitoes,
>not Skeeters"
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>Her second question was "Does anybody know how people catch Dengue fever?"
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>Again silence, then up jumped Johnny saying "miss, miss - I know miss"
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>As nobody replied she asked for Johnny's answer, and he said "Skeeters,
>miss - skeeters"
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>She said "That's correct again Johnny, good boy - but it is pronounced
>Mosquitoes, not Skeeters"
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>Her third question was "Do any of you know how people catch AIDS?"
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>Again a pause, then up jumped Johnny saying "miss, miss - I know miss"
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>Allowing more time, but still no answers, she reluctantly agreed for Johnny
>to answer, and he said>>> "Arsehoppers miss - Arsehoppers".
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