Limitless13 Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 I apologize now if I may offend anyone at any point in this post. Oh how I hate Christmas Parties.... Last night I was convinced into going to a christmas party. ( girlfriend ) Upon arrival I found that my worst nightmares might have actually come true. There were roughly 100 college students packed into a very very small room singing christmas songs. ( it was a church party ) About this time the only thing that irritates me more that Christmas music is not being able to shoot during this season here in IL. Within a matter of seconds I was wondering if i would be able to make it look like an accident if i somehow stabbed my spyderco into my leg. After the sad realization that i wasn't going to be able to make a quick exit from this terrible noise, I began running through my dry-fire sequences on whatever happened to be in front of me. I found a nice set of 19 candles lined up on the fireplace and began mentally blasting away at them. Next came the miniature santa's everywhere. I believe I could make a run of about 15 seconds on the candles and santas with two reloads. This is assuming everyone would move out of the way. Anywho, my girlfriend finally noticed that i was ready to put my leg through the fireplace and promptly asked if I wanted to leave. Hallelujah indeed. There's my little rant for the day. Once again, I apologize if anyone may be offended by my hating christmas parties of this type. There were no gun nuts there. Sad to say. KS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus The Bum Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Let me get this straight. You were at a party with a bunch of college kids, probably ALOT of 18-20 year old girls and ALL you could think of was dry-firing using the Christmas Candles and decorative Santas? J/K.....I feel your pain brother, I too hate Christmas parties. Last one I went to I stayed about 15 minutes, made the rounds and said hello, stufed my face with all the free food then left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Moore Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 free food is the key here. to see how much you can shove into your gut before spewing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 "I believe I could make a run of about 15 seconds on the candles and santas with two reloads. This is assuming everyone would move out of the way." The true shooter's mind 'talks shop' to itself 24/7... regardless of the number of 18-20-yr-olds on hand. I decided to skip MY office Christmas party Saturday night. Well-meaning folks and all, but for some reason I just WASN'T in the mood. And I felt OK about that, dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 As someone who HAD to attend (by force, not by choice) every stupid company Christmas party for 5 years, you have my deepest sympathies. I can go the rest of my years without ever watching upper-management get sloppy drunk and go whoring on company funds again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limitless13 Posted December 16, 2003 Author Share Posted December 16, 2003 I must have left the part out about my girlfriend being right next to me the whole time Oh, and I had a three pound steak before I went. Gotta Love Alexander's Steak House. If you guys knew exactly who i was/what I looked like, most of you could be rolling. KS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Dude! A three pound steak would be thicker than your torso! I'm SHOCKED AND AWED by the fact that even with the GF in tow and the meat-induced coma, you still couldn't enjoy a room full of college girls. I'd pay cash folding money to attend such a party! SHOCKED AND AWED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twix Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Oh yah that's Kevin complaining about hanging out with 100 college age girls but he thinks it's great when he's around a bunch of middle-aged overweight USPSA shooters. Kevin man we gotta talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 ..."shocked and awed", my ass... Mistah Rhino, you..? Pay cashfoldingmoney...?? I thought you "attended such parties" all the time!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limitless13 Posted December 16, 2003 Author Share Posted December 16, 2003 lol, why do you guys think i work out 4-5 times a week? not like i need to lose weight. ks p.s. just fyi. Eastern has been voted in Playboy for 4 years running for the best looking women in america. So wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 The only cool Christmas parties I've ever had were in my art school days. Imagine yourself as a single 19-year old, and one of 5 guys at a party with 90 girls, all in the 18-25 range. Ah, those were the days Rest of the Christmas parties suck mostly, so I feel your pain. Funny, I also do the whole dry fire thing when parties become boring/annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 ..."shocked and awed", my ass... Mistah Rhino, you..? Pay cashfoldingmoney...?? I thought you "attended such parties" all the time!! I wish! They won't even let me in the door when I'm wearing my Matrix Coat. Apparently, that have a "No Creepy Old Guys" policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 p.s. just fyi. Eastern has been voted in Playboy for 4 years running for the best looking women in america. So wonderful. Man, if I weren't a Creepy Old Guy (COG), I might suspend my "NO ILLINOIS" rule just to visit your school! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 They won't even let me in the door when I'm wearing my Matrix Coat. Rhino, it's not about your coat, it's all what they heard and read about your pants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 it's not about your coat, it's all what they heard and read about your pants... Touche'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Lmtless13 Brother you need to make a trip to VEGAS, if you like hot women, or if you don't like them surgically enhanced, try South Beach, Fl, or So. Cal followed by Padre Island, Tx. The gals in Vegas are enough to make you slap your gf. You got free buffets, cheap shows, and you might get to see someone almost get eaten by a tiger...can't beat it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limitless13 Posted December 16, 2003 Author Share Posted December 16, 2003 LOL TL, "see someone get eaten by a tiger" now that would be funny. Yes, it's no lie that I love women. It just happens that at least 51% of that goes to one and only one. Now, to Mr. Rhino. Get your ass over here! There are lots of lovelies, I promise at least one will be to your liking and you to theirs. Female to male ratio at Good ole' EIU is about 3.1/1. Ohh happy days KS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Limitless13 All the women at your school have heard about Drafty and his spandex and feather boa, we won't even go toward the ripped pants thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limitless13 Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 LOL scary scary KS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 The gals in Vegas are enough to make you slap your gf. Mr. Sunshine does it again. Wow...I'm laughing so hard I can barely type! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Jake They are waiting for a young stud just like you. And leave the pics of your girlfriend at home. You won't be needing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.J. Norris Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 JakeThey are waiting for a young stud just like you. Young "stud"? hmmmm, that ones kinda up in the air.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 TL, Making plans to hit Vegas soon... BJ, At least I've hit puberty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limitless13 Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 At least I've hit puberty. Now are we talking physically? Emotionally? Or psychologically when you say that you've *hit puberty*? Cause I'm sure at least two of those might be questionable KS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 For those of you that don't know BJ, he is 14 (and a great shooter)...I just rip on him all the time bcause he is young. And to answer your question...none are questionable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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