Shawn Knight Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) My Girlfriend burps loudly and I DON"T CARE!!! I figure if the entire INTERNET knows this maybe she will believe me and stop asking me every single time she has to burp if I mind if she burps loudly. Mods if you need to move this to the humor section later I will understand. Edited June 18, 2009 by Shawn Knight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Better than what my wife does...... ....kidding Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken hebert Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Wife burps, dog farts... I'm surrounded by troglodytes. Good thing that I'm a firm believer in the old addage "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em." Gives me a cover if nothing else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Lord Gomer Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Shawn (and his GF), I know you're kidding...women don't have gaseous eruptions. You're trying to blame yours on her, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 it's the burps when she raises her leg that you have to worry about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neomet Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 As far as I know Ms. Neomet neither burps, farts or even goes Big Girl. I find this to be a wise and judicious use of my observational powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h2osport Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 My Girlfriend burps loudly and I DON"T CARE!!!I figure if the entire INTERNET knows this maybe she will believe me and stop asking me every single time she has to burp if I mind if she burps loudly. Mods if you need to move this to the humor section later I will understand. The fact that you thought posting this on the internet was in some way going to HELP you is puzzling! I hope for your sake that your instincts are better than mine! Randy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted June 18, 2009 Author Share Posted June 18, 2009 Wife burps, dog farts... I'm surrounded by troglodytes. Good thing that I'm a firm believer in the old addage "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em." Gives me a cover if nothing else... I am a believer too! Shawn (and his GF),I know you're kidding...women don't have gaseous eruptions. You're trying to blame yours on her, aren't you? I wish I was kidding and I could blame mine on her... I find it much easier to blame the dog though! it's the burps when she raises her leg that you have to worry about! She hasn't done that one yet! As far as I know Ms. Neomet neither burps, farts or even goes Big Girl. I find this to be a wise and judicious use of my observational powers. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! My Girlfriend burps loudly and I DON"T CARE!!!I figure if the entire INTERNET knows this maybe she will believe me and stop asking me every single time she has to burp if I mind if she burps loudly. Mods if you need to move this to the humor section later I will understand. The fact that you thought posting this on the internet was in some way going to HELP you is puzzling! I hope for your sake that your instincts are better than mine! Randy I guess it was just fleeting hope that made me do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 At least you kids are easy to amuse Little known fact....even FISH fart Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted June 18, 2009 Author Share Posted June 18, 2009 At least you kids are easy to amuse Little known fact....even FISH fart Jim We try to keep each other as amused as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Word of advise, While dating and well in to the second year of marriage, no belch or fart of any kind. 12 years later, holy crap she is just as bad as I am. Judging on that, if she is belching before the ring, well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted June 18, 2009 Author Share Posted June 18, 2009 One of these days I might take some advice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleipnir Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 My wife says, "There's more room on the outside, than the inside." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubis Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 My wife says, "There's more room on the outside, than the inside." Wait, your wife is Shrek!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uscbigdawg Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Shawn - Stef's the same way. The best is getting it on video. Still working on that. Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted June 18, 2009 Author Share Posted June 18, 2009 Shawn - Stef's the same way. The best is getting it on video. Still working on that.Rich I think I would have trouble waking up after she hit me with the camera!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uscbigdawg Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 I'm in the same boat brotha. But like Bigfoot...the quest continues. Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 i remember when my wife was pregant. the book said she would have unladylike burps, but these smelled terrible, like she farted out the mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beans Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Women don't fart, They POOT and poots have no smell or sound according to my wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 Women don't fart, They POOT and poots have no smell or sound according to my wife I thought it was called a "Fluffy"?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraTen Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 (edited) I thought it was called a "Fluffy"?? My wife calls it a "pluff" I just blame it on the dog. She always looks guilty anyway. My wife can out belch me, just don't tell her I admitted it. Edited June 19, 2009 by UltraTen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgunz11 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Susan says I can't post here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uscbigdawg Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 All I'm sayin' is that Stefanie and I are in tears reading this thread. Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 I thought it was called a "Fluffy"?? My wife calls it a "pluff" I just blame it on the dog. She always looks guilty anyway. My wife can out belch me, just don't tell her I admitted it. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Susan says I can't post here... I'm sorry! All I'm sayin' is that Stefanie and I are in tears reading this thread. Rich My girl thinks it is pretty funny too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neomet Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 (edited) Edited June 19, 2009 by Neomet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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