Ben Stoeger Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 In case you missed it... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5...&q=chuck+norris Young Chuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 (edited) I heard that chucky got rejected for a part in Broke Back Mountain for being ...Too Gay for the part. but that could have ben wrong Edited March 12, 2006 by AlamoShooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Chuck Norris vid where he reads facts about himself. Warning - after viewing you may suddenly feel tougher than you really are and have the urge to buy a home gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Chuck Norris is the force! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huston in Austin Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Along with everything else, Chuck Norris is now, brace your selves, a weekly columnist at WorldNetDaily.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BushBaby Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Chuck Norris's Tears can cure All types of Cancer........ Unforutunatly.... Chuck Norris has never Cry'ed! Chuck Norris walked into a town with a Hard On.......... THERE WAS NO SURVIVORS!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Dude, you're slow on the draw! link to Chuck Norris thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSEMARTIN Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 When Chuck Norris works out, the machine gets stronger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashvillebill Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 I heard Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandbagger Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 i also heard hair does not grow on Chuck Norris testicles because hair does not grow on steel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyH Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Chuck Norris put his hand and foot prints in the walk of fame AFTER the concrete dried. When Mike Huckabee was asked if Chuck Norris would be his Secretary of Defense, he said "No, he'll be The Department of Defense." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken hebert Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 My wife hates it when I read the Chuck Norris FAQ page, mainly from me laughing out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 I have a friend that used to train with Chuck Norris, years ago before he was ..... ? Years as in the late 1960s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 I have a friend that used to train with Chuck Norris, years ago before he was ..... ? Years as in the late 1960s I remember that time, my brother and I were in high school and were into Karate. I recall Norris won six consecutive world championships in the middleweight class, a feat which is unquestionably superhuman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noidlight Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't wear condoms......there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKSNIPER Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 Saw Mr Norris fight many years ago at Madison Square Garden. Highly skilled and tough guy. I would not want him pissed at me. JK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 The best thing IMO about Mr. Norris is his humility. I constantly see people of far less ability in far smaller ponds accomplish or attain some level of performance and immediately forget they are mortal humans. Chuck has never forgotten he is "just" a regular person. How very refreshing in todays world. This ones for Chuckie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Chuckie ??? Wasn't that the name of the slasher-doll in that horror movie of the same name ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 When Chuck Norris has sex, he's never on bottom. Why? Chuck Norris NEVER f*#ks up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brospizza Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 this is one of my favorites "Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did" true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kframe_mike Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 If you guys think these are funny,you've got to check out Drew Carey's 101 Big Dick Jokes.Try to find the audio version of Drew telling them himself.Oh,and don't say I didn't warn you!-Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSEMARTIN Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 If you guys think these are funny,you've got to check out Drew Carey's 101 Big Dick Jokes.Try to find the audio version of Drew telling them himself.Oh,and don't say I didn't warn you!-Mike Is this what you were talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrorEkvx-ww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 If you guys think these are funny,you've got to check out Drew Carey's 101 Big Dick Jokes.Try to find the audio version of Drew telling them himself.Oh,and don't say I didn't warn you!-Mike Is this what you were talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrorEkvx-ww Just not right!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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