Merlin Orr Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 It's easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Stop bragging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 I would say...a very lonely Texan Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 I would say...a very lonely Texan Jim With a weapon that size, not a big surprise!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRe Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 My wife assures me that if I were so armed, I would so be that lonely, too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 My wife assures me that if I were so armed, I would so be that lonely, too... I rest my case, who would you use it on? Lucky for me, I don't have that "problem" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waltermitty Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Alot of them Texans are just short-legged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Alot of them Texans are just short-legged. LMFAO!! That is funny as sh!t I wish I could see Merlin's face when he reads that one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cking Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 short legs and big feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Alot of them Texans are just short-legged. LMFAO!! That is funny as sh!t I wish I could see Merlin's face when he reads that one!!! Maybe...my bassett hound had the same problem. Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 texas tail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Several people that have posted in this thread have NOW automatically qualified for Flex's Smartass thread. I personally was previously qualified Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 You wish!!!!!!! No, maybe you DON'T........ Yeh, and stay away from ME with that......!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos SC Shooter Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Proud to be a Texan. Real Men of Genius Apologize for the thread drift in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny hill Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 (edited) Alot of them Texans are just short-legged. LMFAO!! That is funny as sh!t I wish I could see Merlin's face when he reads that one!!! All 6'3 of me had a good laugh...... Posted by Merlin. Edited July 5, 2007 by benny hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPatterson Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Why are you assuming that the front is dragging when it could be that Texans are so full it that something is dragging out of the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benny hill Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Why are you assuming that the front is dragging when it could be that Texans are so full it that something is dragging out of the back. THATS RIGHT!!!!! Could be "laying" another Montana sheepherder. Again....Posted by Merlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No.343 Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Must've been a pancake buffett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwana Six-Gun Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Obviously, this is clear proof that things are bigger in Texas, starting with dreams and imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Obviously, this is clear proof that things are bigger in Texas, starting with dreams and imagination. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubber Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Has Merlin been riding his stick horse again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 5, 2007 Author Share Posted July 5, 2007 (edited) Now you boys are gonna end up bruising my delicate feelings if you persist in this rebuttal of my Texas lies truisms... I was hurt when I read what John posted but damn, Bubber... Your's is the cruelist cut of all. (insert tear in eye icon) Edited July 5, 2007 by Merlin Orr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwhiz Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 You can always tell a Texan; just not much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainmcphersn Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Ouch!!! Sand burn!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austinkroe Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I dont get it, is he a Texan because he cannot figure out that he could avoid all the pain and dirtiness by wraping it around his waist? Thats what I do and I am from Missouri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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