Duane Thomas Posted July 24, 2002 Share Posted July 24, 2002 Here's the link to a "scientifically accurate gender test that's almost never wrong." http://www.thespark.com/gendertest BTW according to the "scientifically accurate gender test that's almost never wrong" there is an 80 percent probability I am a woman. Scary accurate, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipster Posted July 24, 2002 Share Posted July 24, 2002 Your Right Duane it's really "scientifically accurate" I'm a woman also. Boy waite until my wife finds out she going to really be.....surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted July 24, 2002 Share Posted July 24, 2002 haaa...you ar a bunch ov litull grrirly men. Ya. (Edited by Flexmoney at 6:15 pm on July 24, 2002) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Merricks Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 86% STUD or was that dud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 Guess what - they're 98% certain that I'm a.... MALE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 I'm not sure I like this test! 86% certain I'm a man. What about the other 14%? Time to strap on my limited blaster and teach those sons-a-bitc.... aaah, never mind. I gotta go find a recipe on http://www.foodtv.com for tonight or I'll never get everything done on time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipster Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 You macho guys just need to get in touch with your Feminine side and become more of a well rounded man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 Took the test. Turns out they're 99.673 % sure I'm a half empty Budwieser can!!! Huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 ...half empty Budwieser can!!! Could you post a picture...not sure I've ever seen one. Buuuurp! (Edited by Flexmoney at 10:12 am on July 25, 2002) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 "You macho guys just need to get in touch with your Feminine side and become more of a well rounded man." At 6'3" and 235lb's I am already "well rounded!" And how did shipster get my picture? -jhgtyre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 Sorry no can do. National security could be compromised if any clues to the secret location of my cave are publicly disclosed. Allow me to describe the vision in question. Bold and Beautiful ( I think I stole that ) Red, White and,,,uh,,,black. (But 2/3's patriotic isn't bad!!!) Tab nestled gently half way open. ( Swirl effect is everything) Stately full figure. ( Dent under mouth for 'easy grip recongition' not withstanding.) Reduced wieght. (When you get to half full you get half the calories, so you're dieting half the time!!!) Glistening nodes of 'mother natures purest element' feathered from top to bottom. (Physics that I can relate to!!!) I understand why you haven't " seen " one before. It's a rare inbalance in nature that takes place when you open a cold and frosty but get distracted before you finish the job. Thou none have every been reproduced in a laboratory setting I can in fact witness they do exist. WARNING!!! If you attempt to expirement yourself please take care not to let the specimen enter the cursed 'warm' state. Although not fatal it did originate a rather unfortunate phenomina. The creation of 'skunk beer'. Take heed young travelers. The journey is long and arduous, But this Grail there is!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Dame Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 don't care much for the Canada crack in the test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted July 26, 2002 Author Share Posted July 26, 2002 "Took the test. Turns out they're 99.673 % sure I'm a half empty Budwieser can!!!" Well, at least it's accurate some of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted July 26, 2002 Author Share Posted July 26, 2002 "don't care much for the Canada crack in the test." Can we guess which country YOU'RE from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonedaddy Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 What a hoot! Turns out they're only 86% sure I'm a dude. Typical women, can't completely decide about anything! Our Claim Guys and girls are different in ways only we realize. In fact, without asking about your clothes, grooming, or chest, our Gender Test *will* predict, with 100% accuracy, whether you're a guy or a girl. 86% or 100%, which is it? (This site is either being run by a bunch of chicks or Bill Clinton.) (Edited by bonedaddy at 2:23 pm on July 28, 2002) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted July 28, 2002 Author Share Posted July 28, 2002 bonedaddy, You just have to stop this rabid political correctness.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDean Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Lovely!! 86% sure I'm a CHICK!!??!!??!! WTF!!? It must be my thinking that a Nuke war WOULD be kinda exciting? I still would wear a green shirt before an orange one! If that makes me a chick......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonedaddy Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 So Duane, are you saying what you "feel" or what you "think"? hehehe Seriously, women are GREAT! They are totally random and spontanious. The enigmatic "Rubic's Cubes" of the species. I love 'em all and accept them as they are. (except Hillary, Difi, Barbara Boxer, Ellen Degenerate, and that loud mouthed fat bitch Rosie O'Donnel) Sorry, that kinda slipped out. Ann Coulter makes them all look like road kill. Now there's a real interesting babe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDean Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 Lovely!! 86% sure I'm a CHICK!!??!!??!! WTF!!? It must be my thinking that a Nuke war WOULD be kinda exciting? I still would wear a green shirt before an orange one! If that makes me a chick......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 I can hear the banter at the range now "Bob, does this holster make my ass look big?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 I can hear the banter at the range now "Bob, does this holster make my ass look big?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 No!!! Your ass makes that holster look small!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipster Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Ya but the that pink holster hilights the color in his cheeks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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