3quartertime Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 ,,,she tried to dial the local chapter of 'we hate guns because we're stupid' and realized she didn't pick up the phone,,,she pick up the gun and accidentally... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matzka Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 ...pinched her ear in the ejection port, which caused her to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 ...made her squeal in delite as that was the best action the old bitty had had since the pool boy forgot his... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 ...skimmer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 ...realizing that he had a ' femi-nazi ' on his hands he took his skimmer and blocked her ' x- series ' defensive move and counter with his pocket ready version of the bill of rights,,,she cowered at the sight of the law,,,knowing that she had been beat she tried the evil woman trick of removing her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonedaddy Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 ...dentures, and yelled "juth take th' dann gun an get outha here". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 Despite the fact I'm incredibly turned on by toothless women, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 I managed to grab my range bag and conceal my excitement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 ...backing towards the window step on a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 ...cat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Schwab Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 ...and then slipped on a ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik Habicht Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 .....cat turd........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 and hit my head while falling on the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Merricks Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 other cat. After I got up I.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 I realized I was no longer concealing my excitement and Maw-in-Law was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Schwab Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 ...astonished at the size of my barrel (which was getting a little rusty being that it hadn't seen action since she arrived for the holidays), so she... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 grabbed up the Slide Glide and proceded to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Merricks Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 throw it at me saying get the hell out of my room! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDean Posted December 29, 2001 Author Share Posted December 29, 2001 Finally, on my way to the match! I was running late and haven't eaten so...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 ...I stopped at the local strip joint (everyone knows the food there is good ) for a bite and some mojo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 ah crap,,,told myself that i wouldn't come around anymore,,,but you mentioned my favorite eating establishments!!! sorry but,,, ________________________________________ ...realized that it wasn't my mojo,,,my mojo was GONE,,,that stinking Dr. Evil,,,how was i going to make my qualifier if i couldn't even... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDean Posted January 2, 2002 Author Share Posted January 2, 2002 ...there's only time for one of their famous ham & spicy pickled pigs feet bagels to go...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 So I grab one and gulp it down on the way to the match. By the time I get there my stomach is..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDean Posted January 2, 2002 Author Share Posted January 2, 2002 ...showing the signs of my usual alergic reaction to all pigs-feet products.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 ...So I signed up to shoot with the squad that starts on Stage 4, "The Outhouse". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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