TDean Posted January 4, 2002 Author Share Posted January 4, 2002 ..I immediately toss my score sheet on the table and proclaim "I'll go first"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDean Posted January 4, 2002 Author Share Posted January 4, 2002 ...swinging the outhouse door open, through the thick air, I see something...sitting there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 Below the rim.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 So I say, "Pardon me, I'm shooting next and I need to do my walk through." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDave Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 "OK, but could you get me some T.P. first?" I retort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avalanche Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 T.P..? toothpaste? Nah... Oh, bum fada... let me get my score sheet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDave Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 No T.P.? Well I am shooting like crap, the score sheet will be a good substitute!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassy knoll Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 so i sat down to take care of business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassy knoll Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 This one is going to have to be done freestyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Merricks Posted January 19, 2002 Share Posted January 19, 2002 "AHHHHHH done"... Beep! "What the"..........Click "Damn not again" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassy knoll Posted January 20, 2002 Share Posted January 20, 2002 " This RO is in for a big surprise following that close..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 "...hope I don't get DQed after that negligent discharge." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDean Posted July 3, 2002 Author Share Posted July 3, 2002 (this one need to be more than 10 word to get back on track ) So realizing the timer has started and being the efficient shooter I am, there was no time to do anything but stand....draw.... and push the outhouse door open activating the swingers that can only be engaged from a prone position through the low port in the wall 6" above the searing-hot sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassy knoll Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 the hot sand on my arms and legs was bad but not as bad as seeing that the outhouse door had got caught on my holster and failed to fully activate all of the swinger targets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Anderson Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 ... I yanked at the holster, which loosened my belt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 ...causing a gut-avalanch which hits the outhouse door, activating the swingers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vluc Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 ...which I begin to shoot at, igniting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 ....the large amounts of intestinal gas swirling inside the outhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Dame Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 it expodes, knocking down all the steel with its debris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 ....killing the RO and cutting off my.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vluc Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 ...safariland belt and new limcat launch platform (LOL!)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 ....forunately Mr. Willie was unscathed, but (gasp!).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 ...my mag pouch has gone from a double to a single... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 ....and so had my testicles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Anderson Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 ...Nevertheless I charged forward, engaging the spinning targets, which were actually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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