TDean Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 OK, this was done on another forum years ago and I thought I would try to revive it. Some of the funniest things I've ever read resulted from doing this. The only rules are to keep the additions to around 10 words. Here we go! It was the night before the big match, I usually..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 spend the whole evening sitting on the Throne. In the morning..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 I'm back sitting on the Throne, wondering why I ate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDean Posted December 20, 2001 Author Share Posted December 20, 2001 ....the wife's chicken, peanut butter, pickle, salsa, chocolate chip and apple sause omlette. (Edited by TDean at 12:14 pm on Dec. 20, 2001) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 Except this throne is the start position of another outhouse stage at the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 but I'm thinking of using it, hope the RM doesn't mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 ...and if it doesn't flush, I may get a free reshoot for "stage equipment failure". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 Ohhh why did I eat that fish taco last night, shoulda laid off the hot sauce...owowowow!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDean Posted December 20, 2001 Author Share Posted December 20, 2001 ....but there's no time to think about that crap now, because.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik Habicht Posted December 21, 2001 Share Posted December 21, 2001 ....the timer is about to go off and I must...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted December 21, 2001 Share Posted December 21, 2001 load my gun, because the RO already said, "Stand By." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted December 21, 2001 Share Posted December 21, 2001 Then I transition into "Zen" mode, and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonedaddy Posted December 21, 2001 Share Posted December 21, 2001 ..I can't remember what happened next, but there's a lump in .... (Edited by bonedaddy at 10:53 pm on Dec. 20, 2001) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted December 21, 2001 Share Posted December 21, 2001 ...WELL! that really was a fun stage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDean Posted December 21, 2001 Author Share Posted December 21, 2001 ...I heard someone exclaim from behind me. I used that as an excuse to....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted December 21, 2001 Share Posted December 21, 2001 ...moon them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDean Posted December 21, 2001 Author Share Posted December 21, 2001 (Edited by TDean at 12:47 pm on Dec. 21, 2001) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midvalleyshooter Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 Then I woke from the dream, and grabbed my range bag. Keith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik Habicht Posted December 23, 2001 Share Posted December 23, 2001 ....On the way out the door, I remembered my gunbelt....... (Thanks to Eric for the inspiration for this part of the story, LOL ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonedaddy Posted December 23, 2001 Share Posted December 23, 2001 .....just as the door locked behind me. I could see my car keys..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Norris Posted December 23, 2001 Share Posted December 23, 2001 ...sitting on top of my ammo and gun case ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDean Posted December 23, 2001 Author Share Posted December 23, 2001 Which was in the room my anti-gun mother-in-law was sleeping in! (she's visiting for the holidays) (Edited by TDean at 12:55 pm on Dec. 23, 2001) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik Habicht Posted December 23, 2001 Share Posted December 23, 2001 So I broke a window and as I was climbing...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted December 24, 2001 Share Posted December 24, 2001 I started yelling, WAKE UP You Anti-Gun Liberal!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 and wouldn't ya know it, she reached for the gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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