Merlin Orr Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving 01. Talk about a huge breast! 02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 03. It's Cool Whip time! 04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 05. That's one terrific spread! 06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 07. Are you ready for seconds yet? 08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 I think I'll try to keep Thanksgiving in my heart all year 'round..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Merlin Never thought of Tgiving in that way till now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Lets bring this one back up before it gets reposted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear23 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 19. Just rub lots of butter on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving 01. Talk about a huge breast! 02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 03. It's Cool Whip time! Why only on Thanksgiving???? 04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 05. That's one terrific spread! 06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. True 07. Are you ready for seconds yet? Nothing wrong with this statement 08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! A personal favorite 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! Typically doesn't happen, but fun when it does 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. Once a year??? NOT 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. Umm, da 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 (edited) Well there's a surprise! :roflol: I'd be surprised if these phrases aren't heard daily at the Z household! Joke: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." Edited November 18, 2008 by carinab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I'm surprised he didn't have any remarks to offer about No. 10....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 I'm surprised he didn't have any remarks to offer about No. 10....... For a male to say that would be a huge joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregoryd Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 merlin ....how long did it take you to figure out that those were not KY jelly dispensers in the porta pottys at the area 4 match?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 merlin ....how long did it take you to figure out that those were not KY jelly dispensers in the porta pottys at the area 4 match?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maineshootah Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I can think of a few others that relate to #10... including a classic question... **edited my own reply**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubis Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 I kept my composure until 12 then completely lost it with 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranDoc Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 (edited) A Thanksgiving classic ... "... You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant (except for Alice) ...". If you're too young to remember this, go get the entire 25 minute recording ('in 4 part harmony'). One of the greatest (war) protest songs ever recorded; and it all began with a "Thanksgivin' dinner that couldn't be beat". Note to PB: a prior reference to 'rakes, shovels and implements of destruction' comes from this source. Edited November 29, 2008 by FranDoc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 MerlinNever thought of Tgiving in that way till now... I concur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 "...the entire 25 minute recording..." We had a tradition at nearly every radio station I worked for to play that track at a certain time in the afternoon of Thanksgiving Day. It would've been sacrilege NOT to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revchuck Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 "...and 27 eight by ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranDoc Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 "...and 27 eight by ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows..." "... and a paragraph on the back of each one, 'splainin' what each one was ... and the judge ... and the seein' eye dog ... And it was a typical case of American blind justice ...." Don't get me started on the 'Group W Bench" ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revchuck Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 (edited) "...and mother-rapers...and father-stabbers...and father-rapers...sittin' beside me on the Group W bench..." Edited November 30, 2008 by revchuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Destined to remain a cultural classic gem for ALL time. No words can adequately describe how much we all lov(ed) this track. We couldn't get enough of it. Inasmuch as we programmed this track at a certain time of day on each Thanksgiving, even our advertisers bought time specifically around this event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranDoc Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 ... and the ever-classic conversation with the 'shrink' down at the draft board .... Wonder how many people have checked to see if this is downloadable off iTunes in the past couple of days ....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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