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Am I really that BIG???


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Well I do have to say the first time I saw you I thought one of the Pacers had walked into the restaurant!!!

I do remember that guy being pretty short.  ( Even to a runt like me!!!)  It probably is kind of a handicap when the timer usually goes off behind your shoulder.   Most of us can't reach high enough to put it by your ear!!!

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low ports do suck!!!

However, shooting positions where you shoot one string above a bar and one below that is at waist level are cool b/c I can drop to my knees at the start of the COF and change my shooting position and index very little.  Being tall has its advantages, but not many.

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Objects in the foreground usually appear a little larger, but you are a big'un. It's nice having someone around that can hold the car up while we fix the flat, those cheesy OEM jacks take too long.

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  • 2 weeks later...

"Being tall has its advantages, but not many."

Big Dave,

Come on now, being tall has many advantages.  Here are a few off the top of my head, which you typically can't see 'cause I'm 6'8".

-Hi capacity pistols aren't too big for your hands.

-Keeps you out of a lot of fights and those that are dumb enough to try are usually short drunk guys, easy prey.

-There's no such thing as a bad seat at a concert.

-Your wife can always find you in a crowd.

-Often mistaken for professional athletes, I've signed dozens of autographs.

-Most people can't see your bald spot.

-Women dig big guys.

-It's much cooler to be known as "Big Dave" than "Little Dave".

I've been this tall since I was 14 and I wouldn't trade places with a short guy for anything.

Big Ry

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Next time one of you TALL dudes even thinks about bitching that you're tall, just try being SHORT!!!!! Gah!!! A cruel fate! (And getting spiders off ceilings requires long-handled whatevers. Just smash the suckers and leave them there.)(BTW, don't ever vacuum up a live spider. It doesn't kill 'em... they just manage to crawl out!!)
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